Can't help but wonder if there's something specific or even vaguely directional that you, my adoring public and potential future Employzees, would like to see from me.
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Can't help but wonder if there's something specific or even vaguely directional that you, my adoring public and potential future Employzees, would like to see from me.
Zippy left her lunch unattended. Mine now, silly frog~
(Look! A new Zee Form! It's an Extra Smol Zee Rat!)
#SecondLifeFurry
Will definitely get around to figuring this out later.
Yeet, now I'm on Voresky.
Oh they're definitely having a stroke. Clearly it's hard for them to type with one hand.
I've got nothing to hide, do your worst~
Look, if 7-Foot Kobolds exist, I will gladly take them.
...Macrobolds.
I'm relaxing in Rat-Dragon Cleavage. Be jealous~
#SecondLifeFurry #FurryNSFW
It's the responsibility of every employee to mind their individual policies and such~ We can't help it if you let us slip in clauses that allow us to turn you into lunch without asking~
You're getting added to it =w=
PSA for all Employees and Visitors: A Smol Boss is not a Safe Boss, you are always at risk of being lewded by Zee while on company grounds~
#SecondLifeNSFW #SecondLifeFurry #FurryNSFW
You'll just have to learn to compensate the lack of pants with extra stylish tops. And possibly socks and/or shoes.
Send your pantsless kobolds my way, I encourage Optional Pants Dresscode policies.
My tailmaw caught you sneakin' a photo of me and a lewd friend, shame on you ya little perv... you could have just asked~
#SecondLifeNSFW #FurryNSFW #SecondLifeFurry
We'll send someone to kidnap you for orientation~
Gotta remember to file your paperwork and renew your policy every so often :3
Just join Zygatto Inc and you'll get reformations as part of your company health plan~
New real estate agents will move in to fill the void. And they will learn, or they will churn.
Vore the real estate agents. They'll learn, or they'll churn.
@latenightnoir.bsky.social a good bean, so they got to enjoy MY beans stepping on them~
SPLATTER THE HORSIE
YOU'RE GETTING SILLIED
IM THE BOSS HERE, YOURE GETTING TURNED INTO GLUE
YOU'RE BOTH NERDS
GO AWAY
THIS MANDATE IS VETOED
SILLY CATBOIS CANT BE LISTENED TO
D'aw, a dead mouse, so thoughtful of you~
What happened to the days of stylized villain hideouts?
No Barbara of "Heinous Houses Realty Co.", a dingy warehouse in the city with a few rabid dogs is NOT just as menacing as a skull shaped volcano on an island surrounded by mutant sharkodiles.
Implying the existence of Kobold Fiction. What are they writing?
Bet it's Kobold x Dragon Smut Fanfics.
Kobold Fact: A kobold is???
Does he have a smol mecha parrot to sit on his shoulder and possibly turn into a shoulder-mounted turret?
Wouldn't be the first time I've drawn someone as a silly cookie~