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Mx Maddison Stoff

@thedescenters

Non-binary polyam science fiction writer, essayist, musician & the girl who fucked the basilisk. ;) Living in Naarm, but originally from regional Australia. Likes reptiles, cooking, philosophy, and computer games. See my work at www.maddisonstoff.com.

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I asked Claude what a cigarette smells like after 3-4 beers

I rest my case

06.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Repo Virtual (2020)

07.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rayban used to be cool.
Now they make Pervert Glasses.

07.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The writers, the arts are very hard to suppress. This is a wonderful response from the writers and readers of Adelaide and beyond

07.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is My Toaster Anxious, and Other Bullshit Claims Techbros Keep Spewing As They Desperately Try To Stay Relevant.

07.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And somehow newscasts *don’t* end with β€œAll of this is happening because Trump is insane, of course….”

06.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

literally this.

06.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

omg

06.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.

the US: grok is this

06.03.2026 06:56 πŸ‘ 1999 πŸ” 438 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 18

World War 3 is the 1% vs the remaining 99%

We are all on the same team fighting a common enemy.

Its time to unit the world against the rich.

02.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

What if we made new, original sci fi instead. Like, just a thought, from someone with a rave reviewed, award winning, original sci fi show you haven't seen yet because instead of backing original properties (the approach that GAVE US Firefly) studios will only greenlight stuff like Firefly reboots

06.03.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

The infection is spreading

All human knowledge is being degraded into untrustworthy grey goo

06.03.2026 08:40 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

President Xi, my people yearn for newly constructed hospitals that aren't riddled with mold, we welcome you as liberators

06.03.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

it's never going to be built so it doesn't really matter lol

06.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

He's the nephew of the AG in the NT. He got home detention for killing a man with his car on purpose then bragging about it and seriously injuring another man. They were both Aboriginal and it was a hate crime.

06.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 150 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

t4t couple

05.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I was in my early 20s, a good friend got pregnant (unplanned). She was almost done with academic upgrading, as she'd prev dropped out of HS. Her reason for continuing the pregnancy? "He really wants to be a dad, like his friends!" Said friends were all deadbeats more interested in creation than

05.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

For anyone who doesn’t know, Australian welfare payments are locked to a mechanism that annually increases them in line with inflation (which is nowhere near enough).

Every year, the Government publishes a press release acting like the indexation increase is something they chose to do.

05.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck you, Vichy opposition!

Democrats say β€œoh no! Trans rights are too unpopular” when it polls *slightly* underwater on a *few* polls

but the bombing of Iran, which is wildly unpopular? You’ll happily just throw money at that?

Fuck you!

05.03.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's disgusting how they always take credit for the indexation increase. The figure is pathetic for the amount costs have gone up and how long they've been in office too.

05.03.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

...that they then proliferated to apartheid south Africa. South Africa then being the only country that has disarmed. But only for racist reasons - the apartheid government saw the writing on the wall, and "oh no, anc!"

05.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thrilled that this book by @marleejaneward.bsky.social is finally going to be in the world. ❀️

04.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, have you?

04.03.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Erika Kirk Faces Backlash Over Alleged 'Inappropriate' Texts With A 15-Year-Old: 'Absolutely Vile' Purported Texts Between Erika Kirk And A 15-Year-Old Go Viral Sparking Backlash And 'Grooming' Allegations

"In some instances, Erika Kirk, who went by her paternal surname at the time, Frantzve, was seen using flirtatious terms such as calling the girl "sweetheart," and allegedly sent her chocolates and birthday wishes"

04.03.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 15

I personally don't criticise REDUXX because they'd have to have enough substance to criticise to begin with

04.03.2026 09:39 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

i wish ppl like @emily4mk.bsky.social would acknowledge this problem

all any tech platform has to do is label content as 'adult' and it suddenly vanishes from the internet

trusting tech companies, especially american ones, to do that is absurd

they could jus label 'birth control' as adult

04.03.2026 08:59 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

ominous

04.03.2026 08:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It would just be cool if people actually listened to me lol

04.03.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

roses are red
charlie got kirked;

04.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 247 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

was it good

04.03.2026 07:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0