Fauxname11

Your turn, all of Oregon

It's fucking amazing that people STILL don't understand that the US isn't a democracy.

It's especially funny when liberals outside the US that have no firsthand experience with this political system are like, "If you want to stop fascism, just vote."

You don't even know what you're talking about.

Fair, understandable, and relatable ((hugs))

Exposing the “moral” superiority of Western countries

I’d like to reiterate my assertion that nature is redundant. This could just as easily be vocal folds, a vagina, or a snake’s mouth

Gotta keep that cotton mouth at bay

Safeway’s cheese stuffed tater tots make me wish I was high so I could enjoy them even more

Epstein island?

For indigenous and black women that’s just called America.

Crispy to fu for breakfast? Don’t mind if I do

Every politician that is on a screen pretending this is okay, that war with IRAN is okay or legal and tries to justify it is your enemy.

They make themselves easy to spot.

Disgusting

In other news, the price of unleaded jumped from $3.59 yesterday to $3.99 this morning at my local gas station

Once again, I have gone to Costco & purchased too much toothpaste

@justmike.bsky.social I know I’m one to talk, but haven’t seen you around here lately. Wanted to check in on you!

I don't think men have
the emotional fortitude
to hold positions of top
leadership anymore. I'm
pretty sure that this was
always true. 🤔

I want to do something life affirming but the only thing that comes to mind is sky diving. Is that weird?

Last-Minute Amendments Could Determine Who Profits From a Renovated Moda Center An enormous taxpayer subsidy now contains some protections. Critics say they aren’t enough.

I like going to Blazers games too but $365 million in taxpayer money to renovate MODA Center? Schools have to beg for money for roof patches and pest control. www.wweek.com/news/state/2...?

Happy Birthday, leap baby Ed!

I think so too🥰

two soldiers are standing next to each other and one of them is asking the other how many soldiers ALT: two soldiers are standing next to each other and one of them is asking the other how many soldiers

Wait how many trans athletes were running track in Iran that MAGA decided it was a threat that needed to get bombed?

a man with chocolate on his face says totally worth it . Alt: a chubby boy with chocolate all over his face says totally worth it .

Last night me did today me a solid. Last night me made pudding that’s been chilling in the fridge all night now.

In my defense, I was left unattended.

a man in a plaid shirt is holding a gun in a netflix ad ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is holding a gun in a netflix ad

Reminder: Corporations (like Amazon) are replacing us with automation and AI so that child rapist billionaires can make more profits.

Also, our electricity bills will quadruple thanks to this.

The billionaires are to blame for everything!

Chasing Amy

I’ve not done much acting and don’t look like Hollywood, but I’d like to act in a movie. So if anyone, maybe a student or indi artist, is looking for a middle aged white woman who will work for peanuts (preferably the spicy kind found at Mexican markets), hit me up!

Remember This.

Daily reminder: There's a cure for all the child rapist billionaires!