Lee

Page 1, Paragraph 1 & 2 from Emit: The Paradox

Well I suppose, If I must

The walls between worlds are cracking, and ancient legends like Merlin and Lilith are playing a high-stakes game with destiny itself. Can they decode the mysterious "Book of Wilp" before everything ends? 🌌🔥

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Not today satan

Not today satan

Labour had someone in charge of comms? Who the fuck would have guessed that!

Ha

Tided up my website a little. It now has a contact page, and you can buy most things directly from me.

So, there's that.

leewilson.uk

Taking a step forward, she stopped suddenly as something popped into her mind. A man bumped into her and apologised as he walked around. Samantha didn’t notice him, she was humming something in her mind and trying to remember. She turned, waved once again and called out to Mikey before walking in his direction. Many of us have had ideas that seemed a good thing at the time. When you wake up the following day with ‘just married’ tattooed on your forehead, it’s then that you realise it was maybe not such a good idea. Samantha suddenly felt like that when Mikey stepped from behind the sofa. He was wearing a t-shirt and jacket but when he stepped from behind the furniture, she saw that he was wearing just a wet-look black thong below his waist. “Shit,” Samantha said, as he leaned over and kissed the guy sitting on the sofa, his backside on full display for the club to admire should they desire.

Mikey moved with the ease of a race driver overtaking idle Sunday drivers as he made his way to Samantha. Once he arrived, he escorted her to the bar. “Shit, I’m sorry, Mikey, I didn’t realise you were working,” Samantha said, while trying only to look him in the eyes. “Working?” Mikey asked, confused; he looked over at the sofa, “Oh darling, Andrew is a two-pump chump; I can finish him off anytime.” He laughed. “You could come and join us if you’d like. It’d make him a one-pumper, but I am sure that we can have fun.” “Er, no,” Samantha said, “not my scene. Listen, Mikey, I have a question. A couple actually.” “Am I under arrest? Do you need me to get my handcuffs?” Mikey joked mischievously and held his hands out in front of him. “I’m being serious,” Samantha said, “Sean told me you guys live for a long time.” “Uh-huh.”

Judge for yourself (Wilp)

Wilp is a bad one to start with because it doesn't actually have any 'sex' rather commentary/joking/it's just treated like this in the club.

Succubus/incubus if you prefer.

Very nsf kids going in.

Keep in mind I write what I write. It's not always horror, but still

I do this. I doubt I can write, then I read some of my old stuff and I think, hey, this isn't bad

Outcaste is a bit ropey, but hey, as lector said, it was my first, and, as said, it was meant to be like the early James Herbert pulp fun

Wilp - Video Overview. AI Generated NoteBookLLM. YouTube video by Satan

I'm always amazed at how AI is progressing.

When NoteBookLLM started it couldn't understand some of the idea's in Wilp. It's got far far better.

(yeah, yeah GenAI. It works from only my sources, and I generally use it for remembering eye colours and shit.)

But. still, AI :/

youtu.be/0ZUIvZp7uC0

Hmm, I like answering questions (this was asked by someone who had the sense to DM me, not ask like a twat in public)

Give me the option, use the other stores, use my website. Can't afford it, send a DM? I'm a creature of my word, of course I'd rather you buy it, but I get it if you can't.

Really not bothered about anything other than reviews at the moment.

Asked. Answered.

I don't like using Amazon. Full stop. Period. Blah

I can, literally, count on one hand how many I've sold on other stores/sites. Even via my website, but they you need to know how to transfer the file

Until that changes, the merge amount my human makes is still too much to lose

Can confirm.

Source: @leewilson.uk he's a right dumbfuck, luckily for you all, I don't allow him to communicate much

Fuck you. Dickhead.

All true.

I'm dead.

seen on fbook this afternoon

However pointless you think your job is, just remember you could be working for The American Tourist Board

I told a ReFUK supporter he was a cunt, if that counts.

Isn’t kicking Adolf in the bollock only half a point?

I really shouldn't have to clarify this, but you know humans these days, you show them someone getting shot, and they side with the shooter.

👇

Modern art 😍

ARTE

Got a Kindle? You can read this for free.

Can you work out who/what wilp is?
Is the devil friend or foe?
A talking brick? That's ridiculous, but use it? Really?
And Lilith, lovely, lovely Lilith.

www.amazon.co.uk/Wilp-Lee-Wil...

And the winner of the best British piss take is….
It works on soooo many levels 😂😂

America now