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You can quibble about whether tis better to be feared than loved, but being openly mocked is the worst.

08.03.2026 07:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was talking to my Act-voting sister today. We don't agree on much these days, but we both know Luxon is dog food. We also agreed that the talent pool is wafer thin. I doubt if Stanford could spell spull.

08.03.2026 07:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't you know I used to be CEO of Rubicon Airways? Everyone there called me Rube.

08.03.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the bright side, this whole Nats talking about themselves distracts attention from the previous years of the Greens talking about themselves. Neither of which impresses the body politic.

08.03.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No one has eaten the magic mushrooms.

08.03.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bought this block of shrimp paste imported from Penang at the Indian dairy at Pram Beach. It was half the price of domestically produced supermarket butter.

08.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feel free to share any recipes that use it. Do you grind it up after browning it or just hope it dissolves it the sauce?

08.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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First time using shrimp paste. Huge but brief pong while browning it in the wok, but it was worth it for my Mee Goreng.

08.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh, the Battle of Manners St. Stick that in your history curriculum, Stanford.

07.03.2026 08:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's bloody obvious, innit. He's on a mission from *checks notes* Prosperity Jesus.

06.03.2026 09:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Night, BSers.
The Luxon's Prayer.

Our lord, who art in Hawaii and sometimes Parnell
Hallowed be thy name
Thy landlording come like Max Key your son
From unearned wealth and inequality
Give us cake today
And forsake the bread of bottomfeeders
For thine is the kingdom
In Waiheke as well.
Amen

06.03.2026 08:53 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyone who wants Britain to join the war in Iran needs their head examined They don't know what they want to achieve, why they're doing it or what the consequences might be. They are lost in the void.

Anyone who wants Britain to join the war in Iran needs their head examined open.substack.com/pub/iandunt/...

06.03.2026 07:44 πŸ‘ 2034 πŸ” 517 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 62

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

06.03.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 6334 πŸ” 1722 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 64

The two aren't mutually exclusive. Hence the Nat dilemma of a shit leader or another leader facing the same shitty headwinds.

06.03.2026 08:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The local impacts of the war in Iran are completely foreseeable, except to the New Zealand government for which the easily accessible and common sense information below will come as a total shock as soon as disruptions hit April’s scheduled deliveries

06.03.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Referring to the previous boost, this why I was so flabbergasted at Luxon's Monday press conference on the subject of Iran. We're a small country. Our only hope is to preserve "in any way" (to use a Luxonism) the international rules based order. We're totally fucked otherwise.

06.03.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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In defence of hand-wringers and pearl-clutchers To surrender the fight for international law is to accept worse outcomes and more civilian deaths

Three cheers for @robertshrimsley.bsky.social. Am reading and listening to too many self-styled fans of liberal democracy saying, in effect, 'let's park international law for the moment and talk about....'

06.03.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

He's rich, sorted and doesn't care.

06.03.2026 06:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Luxon has a rare disorder. His Archilles heel runs from his feet to his head.

06.03.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Nosho Test | The Goodies
The Nosho Test | The Goodies YouTube video by Goodies Clips - Any Clips, Any Time

Nats still prefer Luxo over nails, broken glass and manure. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP-w...

06.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That image reminds me of the Goodnight Beehive part of McPhail and Gadsby.

05.03.2026 09:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My mate @testtubeone.bsky.social reckons there's gonna be a Nat overhang, winning more electorates than party vote, wiping the list out completely. Right now, the Nats are nuking themselves from orbit.

04.03.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh come home, Andrew Bayly

04.03.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Move on, Goldsmith. You're beginning to smell.

04.03.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Waiter, this word salad is limp and has raspberries in it.

04.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IT IS NOT THE JOB OF A PUBLIC BROADCASTER IN A DEMOCRACY TO REPORT THE NEWS IN A WAY THE GOVERNMENT LIKES. IT IS ESPECIALLY NOT OKAY FOR MINISTERS AND POLITICALLY-APPOINTED BOARD MEMBERS TO DICATE INDIVIDUAL EDITORIAL DECISIONS. THIS SHOULD BE FUCKING OBVIOUS.

04.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 294 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 7

a) This son was the planned successor who it turns out survived the airstrike after all b) this is also the son who rigged the 2009 presidential election for Ahmedinejad who turns out also survived the airstrike, c) still, hahahaha omg regime change

04.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Historic: Robert Muldoon vs Reporter
Historic: Robert Muldoon vs Reporter YouTube video by Parliamentary Chaos

Footnote: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaqc...

04.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't seen such blatant political fuckery in broadcasting since Muldoon's flame out over Russian submarines during a live TV interview.

04.03.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*taps sign* bsky.app/profile/zipp...

04.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0