jankaknob(佛系)😊☁✨🌻

i am now living rent free in my car

Im living rent free in the Metaverse

well we know for a fact pobnellion did

abcdfg953 posting a text message with both people loving each other and a image of a burger on twitter with the caption: "Me to my Burger... #Burger #LoveYouBurger"

Shakespeare never opened a jar of cock suck in his mouth

I'm on the toilet so excited!

I'm going to eat a lotta bugs

i like my pens like my erasers

linguistic innovation

pobnellion can be so creative

when youre opening up a jar of cock suck in your mouth and getting full blown chills <<<

I just took 200 billion years to come to a conclusion

Bless this wretched machine. Who made it? When will someone replace it

The world will never be the same after 9/11. unless shaolin crystals are invented

watching C.H.U.D.

(saying to Chinese guy) you can do it sweetie

It'd be such a shame if Timothee Chalamet accidentally knocked me over with his huge penis while jacking off

I haven't either

Im broke asf but when I go to work today its not to murder anyone !

go sideways

trow bacc @karta.bsky.social

you are the youngest person EVER

your name is yuven marasini 🤣🤣🤣🤣

67

what does calc mean/is short for?

(in the supermarket) who ordered the pea?

when the weekend rolls around and all the homies are home and there isnt a soul to be found just kick back and remember those that are lost

A black cat sitting on a cat tree.

New year, don't piss.