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Yeah, Doocy, how dare you interrupt my Epstein distraction with questions about my other Epstein distraction?

Trump’s a loser.

Unemployment up.
Gas prices up.
Wages down.
Not a single Epstein arrest.
Failed Homeland Security Dept.
War with Iran.
31 Republicans leaving Congress.
SAVE Act not passed.
No healthcare plan.
Rising housing costs.

But hey, there’s going to be UFC at the White House…

There’s so much fucking winning going on in America right now. 🦅 🇺🇸

Who would have ever guessed the key to making America great again was to put a low-intelligence, corrupt, abusive, pedophilic, rotting piece of dog shit back in the Oval Office.

TIL!

Kristi Noem is a piece of shit, but the fascist machine is going to try to shed that single piece of shit to placate us. They’re all evil, and they all need to go.

Being cold and heartless doesn’t make you look strong.

It makes you look too stupid to comprehend human emotion.

They don’t even have to teach that to most people in “them lib’ral universities.”

Bring her ass in anyway.

It’s always “Healthcare is too expensive.”

But somehow there’s always billions for bombs.

Can we talk about them on Signal, though?

Maybe it’s Maybelline

Now do the rest of this trash “administration.”

Now would also be a good time for Republicans to stop protecting a felon and pedophile, but I’m sure we didn’t think about that one, did we?

Great job destabilizing the Middle East, FIFA Peace Award-winning dickhead.

I swear to god he’s a fucking moron.

The recipient of the inaugural FIFA Peace Award has started a war in Iran.

Does he ever shut the hell up about how he’s been wronged by something or someone?

If the name “Donald Trump” had been replaced by “Joe Biden” everywhere it appears in the Epstein files, MAGA would have been printing bumper stickers and coffee mugs with quotes from the files by now.

I hope every morning to wake up and realize that the Trump regime and fascism in the U.S. was all just a bad dream.

This counts as a “dick” pic, yes?

Is this guy serious right now? 🤣

If, umm… *not* sexually abusing women and girls is part of my “very different sexual mores,” I’m cool with that.

Dare to be different! Or… not a creep!

Donald Trump is the worst kind of moron.

Because he doesn’t think he’s a moron.

He doesn’t even entertain the idea that he could be ignorant and/or uninformed about anything.

He thinks he’s the smartest man alive, maybe even ever and that’s both dangerous and so infuriating. F**k this guy.

Didn’t watch it but this sounds 100% what I expected it to be. Glad to have missed it.

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

PlutoTV has a LOT of really good channels, even just the free tier!

#SOTU

I stopped Joe Biden and the radical left lunatics from trying to get rid of McDonald’s Happy Meals and I called the CEO of McDonald’s and said “no you’re not.” And then he said “sir, sir, I am so sorry, I’d never dream of that.” Then a child outside in tears thanked me for saving Happy Meals.

The U.S. women’s hockey team, which won gold at the Olympics last week, will not attend President Donald Trump’s State of the Union address due to "timing and previously scheduled academic and professional commitments."

Why am I not surprised there is already an AI video of him playing hockey? He has no self-awareness of how pathetic he looks, does he?

Before you shit on athletes for being women, I double dog dare Donald Trump to last more than two seconds on the ice with the U.S. Women’s Hockey team doing anything at all.

You’re trying to punch way above your weight, orange. Go back to waddling around the golf course in your diaper.

Male and a hockey player - the women killed it. They were so much more fun to watch. I might have watched maybe one men’s game? And I’m glad now I missed the rest.

Whoa! What a surprise ruling from Aileen Cannon! I *never* would have suspected her to be in Trump’s pocket much less all the way up his ass, too!? Well, there’s plenty of old man farts in there to keep you warm.

Also, you are terrible at your job, “judge.”

Spit out my coffee at this 🤣

How many minutes did Kash play in that game?