Grant McGalliard

I do not care about Kirk Herbstreit’s dog and I’m tired of having it on my screen. Thanks!

PICTURED: the largest crowd in Texas A&M history

[Camera lovingly caresses the entire minutes-long brawl as millions of people are far too locked in to change the channel]

Gus and Joel: Nobody wants to see this

Dabo Swinney pointing at Ryan Day and saying “see, at least it could be dumber”

we need to have a conversation about Gus Johnson being actively bad at his job

bluesky can have a little Max Doggan, as a treat