Finn

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just such a good 6 nations

it is indeed a slur for robots which I would only ever use ironically, I for one welcome our new robot overlords

feels like if you aren't even clear on what consciousness is, it's premature to start debating whether an LLM possesses it

you could say you are... putting descartes before the horse 😎

Wait for them to calm down -> They're not calming down

US strategic analysis of Iran:

more useful forward looking (monzo does this with overpayments at least) rather than after already paying it off

joking aside the most interesting "mortgage wrapped" data would be comparing your changes of rate/term/overpayments to a theoretical "optimal" path - i.e. "if you had fixed here for 5 years instead of 2, you would have saved x" etc

probably quite a few MPs, certainly in the new intake, (reasonably!) radicalized by the effect of Plan 2 loans on a 90k salary

kept awake at night worrying about nefarious actors finding out I was the top buyer of Tilda Jasmine Rice from Sainsburys in South Edinburgh

"you paid £k in interest - you could have bought your house twice for that!"

that stove hot enough for you yet, guys

It’s honestly wild that American media has “are liberals trapped in a bluesky bubble???” debates every two weeks while a 22 year old groyper White House staffer known as BasedBoss1488 remixes scenes from 300 in a propaganda video for a toxically unpopular lame duck president’s war of choice

this is her noement

This is what Rumsfeld would call an Unnoem Unnoem

yeah more to the point I'm not sure how you get a full movie of content out of Messiah

Children of Dune will be great with scrupulous editing, then yeah you are in The Worm Zone

Maybe if Starmer showed this sense of humour more often, people would like him a bit more.

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Greg: What’s next?

Alex: Well, sometimes we like to set a task for just one of our contestants. Or, in this case, twelve different tasks.

Hercules: Oh for f -

Greg: Roll VT!

Greg Davies: Walked out of the underworld. Didn't look back once. Job done!

Orpheus: Thanks

Alex Horne: We did want to show you one more clip of when he came out...

this clanker will be mowing your lawn, taking your kids to football practice and sleeping with your wife in 18 months if you don't stop it now

is the nice industrial robot wearing New Balances?

I knew AI was coming for white collar jobs, and automation was coming for blue collar jobs, but I didn't think they would join forces to make Dads redundant

Oceans are now battlefields

GREG DAVIES: got it, nice easy task. Invade Russia by land, fastest wins. Nobody tried to do it in winter I assume, you'd have to be mad!

ALEX HORNE: funny you should say that Greg, first up we have Charles XII, Adolf *and* Napoleon

Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didn‘t eat a thing.

Persephone: Thank you.

Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.

as a previous advocate of war with Spain, i now believe we should seek a glorious alliance and bring in a golden age of British-Spanish relations defying the yank menace

Maybe it will happen today

Nothing ever happens meme guy

Has anyone seen this man? I miss him.

it's like one of those "Head of Risk & Compliance at FTX" joke job titles, except this isn't a joke and he is genuinely expecting people to listen to him and take him seriously rather than die of embarrassment

"Director of Political Strategy for the Starmer government" is such a good punchline of a title

5 parties between 25 and 15% in an FPTP system is what political scientists call "the cool zone" where fun, in no way insane, things happen