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saying what joan rivers woulda said amongst all these other kiss a$$es!

06.05.2025 00:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank gawd for christian siriano on the E! red carpet coverage right now #themet #metgala

06.05.2025 00:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

10.02.2025 22:05 πŸ‘ 49560 πŸ” 11130 πŸ’¬ 611 πŸ“Œ 421
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explaining the first 15 days of 2025 to someone as to why Heidi Montag is at the top of the charts and everyone is learning mandarin

16.01.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

just got 60 units of botox and everything feels like it’s gonna be okay

19.12.2024 20:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nothing loads slower than my ring doorbell’s live view when i hear unknown noises outside my door

12.12.2024 23:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Forgot about Bluesky for a week but I'm back

12.12.2024 15:54 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

if dorit & PK are really over, who gets to keep the curtain bit?

26.11.2024 23:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The women who have left twitter and are here on Bluesky with all the gays:

25.11.2024 21:21 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.

24.11.2024 23:29 πŸ‘ 39512 πŸ” 3383 πŸ’¬ 381 πŸ“Œ 114

i miss gay halloween. i just know someone woulda figured out a way to be the space being held for the lyrics of defying gravity πŸ’”

24.11.2024 14:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My "left wing twitter" is like 30% bird pictures and for some reason that makes perfect sense?

23.11.2024 18:44 πŸ‘ 21180 πŸ” 525 πŸ’¬ 704 πŸ“Œ 53
A wider field view of Westerlund 1. A dense cluster of bright stars, each with six large and two small diffraction spikes, due to the telescope’s optics. They have a variety of sizes depending on their brightness and distance from us in the cluster, and different colours reflecting different types of star. Patches of billowing red gas can be seen in and around the cluster, lit up by the stars. Small stars in the cluster blend into a background of distant stars and galaxies on black.

A wider field view of Westerlund 1. A dense cluster of bright stars, each with six large and two small diffraction spikes, due to the telescope’s optics. They have a variety of sizes depending on their brightness and distance from us in the cluster, and different colours reflecting different types of star. Patches of billowing red gas can be seen in and around the cluster, lit up by the stars. Small stars in the cluster blend into a background of distant stars and galaxies on black.

this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism

24.11.2024 03:45 πŸ‘ 31149 πŸ” 2534 πŸ’¬ 920 πŸ“Œ 328

I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.

23.11.2024 11:53 πŸ‘ 33547 πŸ” 4259 πŸ’¬ 1997 πŸ“Œ 592

saw wicked on wednesday and first of all WOW. second, so sad to see all the spoilers casually posted today that are ruining it for people who haven’t seen it yet. the surprises were the best parts, like keep them to yourself cmonnnn 🀫🀐

22.11.2024 23:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

love when the young & the restless is on so i can see eileen #rhobh

22.11.2024 18:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

she said she was gonna do this earlier in the season & nothing ever came of it. she needs to give it up, it’s embarrassing

22.11.2024 13:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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quitting that state run media app isn’t enough, I need it to fail miserably so all my e-friends keep popping up here

21.11.2024 18:32 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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I hope everyone regrets hyping Heather up last season for that corny ass receipts quote, you created a monster #RHOSLC

21.11.2024 02:46 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

i hope chappell roan is even meaner in 2025 πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™πŸ»

20.11.2024 18:26 πŸ‘ 13033 πŸ” 1779 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 42

(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong

19.11.2024 16:52 πŸ‘ 2537 πŸ” 281 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 8

my favorite thing about the huge growth of bluesky in the last few weeks is that I was right

20.11.2024 00:25 πŸ‘ 2435 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 8

omg catch up FAST, it’s too good

20.11.2024 14:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPK is an alcoholic, yeah raging alcoholic” - dorit to the barista making her coffee

20.11.2024 13:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the #RHOBH ladies are bathing in the fountain of youth wtf. is this what getting rid of your husband does for you?

20.11.2024 13:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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hang this in the louvre #RHOBH

20.11.2024 12:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the only echo chamber I have exists in my head when I’m trying to fall asleep and every stupid thing I’ve ever done clatters around in there

18.11.2024 05:46 πŸ‘ 5615 πŸ” 436 πŸ’¬ 203 πŸ“Œ 30
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18.11.2024 12:42 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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me on bluesky before most of my friends:

18.11.2024 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0