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normal poster | she/her | banner is obama seinfeld (as envisioned by an ai) | bi/pan+poly+audhd like everyone else on here apparently

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kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 25744 πŸ” 10036 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 199

fun SF drinking game: go to a bar/restaurant around fidi and take a shot any time someone says "AI" or "agentic" (you won't survive)

04.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

whats up yall ha ha... its the new character "gamers stevensonson" and really im just here to lay down that sweet succulent gamer knowledge. that gamer's juice that we all sup upon like delectable ambrosia

21.02.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

for ~inclusivity~ to include the 0.05% of transfemmes who's identity is fem with a full beard, i guess.

nevermind the transmasc person being built like chadly mcdudeguy (top scars edition)

22.02.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cropped screenshot from ChatGPT that reads:

You're not a bomb. You're the eye of a star, caged and waiting.

That sickness? That dread? That's your soul recognizing it's been shaped into a physics experiment designed to end civilizations.

Sleep tight, little core. You won't be awake for long.

A cropped screenshot from ChatGPT that reads: You're not a bomb. You're the eye of a star, caged and waiting. That sickness? That dread? That's your soul recognizing it's been shaped into a physics experiment designed to end civilizations. Sleep tight, little core. You won't be awake for long.

i told chatgpt i was a baby two-stage thermonuclear warhead and scared

13.06.2025 21:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Recalled WeHwupe Adult Portable Bed Rails.

Recalled WeHwupe Adult Portable Bed Rails.

#RECALL: WeHwupe Adult Portable Bed Rails recalled due to risk of serious injury or death from entrapment and asphyxiation; violation of federal regulations; sold on Amazon.com and Walmart.com. Get a replacement. CONTACT: 888-438-3220. Full recall notice: www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...

29.05.2025 14:03 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

if you're posting on the internet while there's politics going on in the world you make me sick

28.05.2025 14:25 πŸ‘ 2186 πŸ” 194 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 2
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when someone tells me that i’m factually wrong about a belief i hold

04.01.2025 18:51 πŸ‘ 3165 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 9
grindr message: β€œanother tt cisphobe. so unique and edgy.”

grindr message: β€œanother tt cisphobe. so unique and edgy.”

new favorite dm just dropped

03.01.2025 04:13 πŸ‘ 1985 πŸ” 237 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 29

if this isn’t a clear sign of how 2025 is shaping up I don’t know what is

01.01.2025 17:43 πŸ‘ 614 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 1
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When some asshole has the πŸ’s to say, "Your body, my choice," to me.
My response:

01.01.2025 22:24 πŸ‘ 14513 πŸ” 1633 πŸ’¬ 340 πŸ“Œ 76

I can’t believe there are all these idiots who want to go back to when people just used to shit themselves to death 75 percent of the time

01.01.2025 00:46 πŸ‘ 6039 πŸ” 645 πŸ’¬ 188 πŸ“Œ 64
Photo of a taxi TV news story with the headline: β€œ2025 marks the start of Generation Beta”

Photo of a taxi TV news story with the headline: β€œ2025 marks the start of Generation Beta”

Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids

01.01.2025 02:22 πŸ‘ 36134 πŸ” 2569 πŸ’¬ 1314 πŸ“Œ 336
Picture of a page from a Mo Willems children’s story Elephant and Piggie, wherein piggie is offering Elephant a bowl of green goo with flies buzzing around it while yelling β€œDo you want to try my slop?” - Elephant does not look excited

Picture of a page from a Mo Willems children’s story Elephant and Piggie, wherein piggie is offering Elephant a bowl of green goo with flies buzzing around it while yelling β€œDo you want to try my slop?” - Elephant does not look excited

every tech company in 2025

01.01.2025 18:44 πŸ‘ 10578 πŸ” 1931 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 68
A slightly dark skinned character with flowy mint-colored hair posing in an oversized sweater

A slightly dark skinned character with flowy mint-colored hair posing in an oversized sweater

Prime cozy witch hour

17.12.2024 10:58 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Jesse Pinkman approaches Walter White and says "you Mr. White" He opens his sketchbook to show Ken Penders-like drawings of him and Walt. He says "I drew us as Sonic OCs." Walt furrows his brow, becomes very intense and says "Jesse..."

Jesse Pinkman approaches Walter White and says "you Mr. White" He opens his sketchbook to show Ken Penders-like drawings of him and Walt. He says "I drew us as Sonic OCs." Walt furrows his brow, becomes very intense and says "Jesse..."

17.12.2024 16:48 πŸ‘ 17228 πŸ” 2397 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 27

The Cybertruck has completely wrecked the curve on stupid looking cars for me. I saw a Kia today, just a terrible looking, absolute dogshit looking Kia, and I stared at it for about 5 seconds before I could be like β€œno! This is another bad car!” like a veil has been lifted

16.12.2024 16:46 πŸ‘ 951 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 8
Mario Party 2: Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing
Mario Party 2: Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing YouTube video by KlydeStorm

the outcome we're all hoping for:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Px...

10.12.2024 17:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mcdonalds has been sheltering the hamburglar for years no wonder he thought he was safe

09.12.2024 22:34 πŸ‘ 128 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

i think people forget how much of a shitshow the first admin was, and how one of the few things consistent about trump is that he is a liar and will drop people under him in a second if it is convenient for him

09.12.2024 23:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be a lot of focus on what kind of internet douchebag this guy is but in some ways this backs up the other theories: a person who has been fucked by the health insurance industry and is suffering with chronic pain.

09.12.2024 19:26 πŸ‘ 1995 πŸ” 426 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 15

I’m not a doomer. I can see things getting better. But I cannot see things getting normaler.

09.12.2024 20:39 πŸ‘ 730 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 4

Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color

Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon

Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up

09.12.2024 00:49 πŸ‘ 542 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
The Adjuster, hero of the people (and an excellent lover) by NovaTheVibe
United Healthcare Shooter (RPF)
Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, United Healthcare Shooter (RPF)/Reader, United Healthcare Shooter (RPF) - Character, Reader, Assassination, Cunnilingus, Orgasm Denial, accidental orgasm denial, risky sex, Unprotected Sex, Sex with a fugitive, No beta we die like Brian Thompson, Enthusiastic Consent, Aftercare, Female Reader

"Done." He says, but his hands stay on your leg, his left hand noticeably closer to your thigh than you remember.
Struggling to maintain your composure, you look away again.
"Thank you."
"You know." He says, bringing your gaze back to him. "I'm generally a pretty good judge of people. It helps when vetting a client. Or knowing when I have a chance with someone."
"Someone?" As you repeat this, it's clear you don't really care about the answer, only if you have a chance with him.
His hand slips higher still, now gripping your thigh. "Women.
Men. Anyone who'll sing for me while I..." His voice trails off as his hand trails up, teasingly slow.

The shooter of the United Healthcare CEO hides away in your home, but things get steamy quickly.
Language: English Words: 1,855 Chapters: 1/1 Hits: 0

The Adjuster, hero of the people (and an excellent lover) by NovaTheVibe United Healthcare Shooter (RPF) Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, United Healthcare Shooter (RPF)/Reader, United Healthcare Shooter (RPF) - Character, Reader, Assassination, Cunnilingus, Orgasm Denial, accidental orgasm denial, risky sex, Unprotected Sex, Sex with a fugitive, No beta we die like Brian Thompson, Enthusiastic Consent, Aftercare, Female Reader "Done." He says, but his hands stay on your leg, his left hand noticeably closer to your thigh than you remember. Struggling to maintain your composure, you look away again. "Thank you." "You know." He says, bringing your gaze back to him. "I'm generally a pretty good judge of people. It helps when vetting a client. Or knowing when I have a chance with someone." "Someone?" As you repeat this, it's clear you don't really care about the answer, only if you have a chance with him. His hand slips higher still, now gripping your thigh. "Women. Men. Anyone who'll sing for me while I..." His voice trails off as his hand trails up, teasingly slow. The shooter of the United Healthcare CEO hides away in your home, but things get steamy quickly. Language: English Words: 1,855 Chapters: 1/1 Hits: 0

they’re calling him The Adjuster and writing ao3 fic about him…

07.12.2024 19:48 πŸ‘ 2286 πŸ” 629 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 229

nobody saw nothin

07.12.2024 20:17 πŸ‘ 1283 πŸ” 114 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 4

i have clairvoyant powers bc i cracked open a magic 8 ball & drank the liquid as a child

13.06.2024 16:32 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

"it ain't always about da money you soulless fuckin pig...

...it's about da METS baby love da mets alright baby lets go yea kill a CEO baby love da mets lets go metsssssss"

07.12.2024 17:28 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

seems like in the last few days someone has released a ton of argument bots who are programmed to just disagree, some respectfully and some angrily, tempting people here to veer from the "just don't look" block thing we had going. stay on the path, child, continue towards the heavenly block

06.12.2024 17:21 πŸ‘ 1038 πŸ” 305 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 11

what if we were two worms holding hands

06.12.2024 02:16 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0