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el is all in, mate πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

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my love for OFMD is un-cancelable || she/her, mid-30s might be a stretch at this point || AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/spanishforthecar || pfp by @neslee.bsky.social, header by ADHD || gay pirates, oversharing, occasional politics

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OH!!!! Okay, I'm caught up but not tracking numbers well today and was briefly VERY SCARED πŸ˜…

12.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

some days the horrors horror harder than others, and hopefully I'm not as much of a wreck tomorrow, but no matter what: thank you, pirates, for always always being there in the darkest times with hope, porn, love, and fundraisers. y'all the real MVPs.

12.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

excuse me????

12.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This wall hanging is still going for less than the materials used to make it!! I'd love to see it go for way more money AND a great home!

www.32auctions.com/organization...

11.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely not mine, but this TealOranges cowl is so gorgeous and hasn't been bid on yet????

www.32auctions.com/organization...

11.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ok this is still broadly true *but* in the 32 minutes since posting it I did realize I forgot my meds this morning. so uh PSA for all: if you feel extra on the edge of a psychotic break, check your pill minder.

11.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I barely even do capitalism, I've worked with Medicaid for a dozen years, but begging for fucking scraps for the most vulnerable people in my community while billions of dollars every fucking day goes to killing children around the globe is!!!!!!!! crushing!!!!!!! me!!!!!!!!! what! are! we! doing!!!

11.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜€I can'tπŸ˜€participateπŸ˜€in paid laborπŸ˜€ forπŸ˜€a single secondπŸ˜€longer withπŸ˜€outπŸ˜€losingπŸ˜€mygoddamnmotherfuckingeverlovingmind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Thank you for resharing this, I hadn't seen it before and am SO glad I got to read it tonight πŸ’œ

11.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pirate weekend capping off five weeks of sooooo much exhausting-but-overall-great travel was just THE BEST!! I am so tired and overstimulated but DELIGHTED πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ (special shout out to @yerbamansa.bsky.social for always being my pirate wingperson and keeping me from disappearing into the shadows)

11.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x ∞

11.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A gold frame floating on a cloudy sky. A red ribbon weaves in and out of the frame. Words float in the middle of the frame: Forever is a feeling, an OFMD AU

A gold frame floating on a cloudy sky. A red ribbon weaves in and out of the frame. Words float in the middle of the frame: Forever is a feeling, an OFMD AU


Forever is a Feeling
rose_quartz_kitten, the_widow_olivia

Chapter 2: Agent of chaos, angel of death (Ed)
Summary:

    They haven’t talked about it. And that’s fine, cause if you’re good enough friends, there’s stuff you just don’t need to talk about. Besides, Ed’s made sense of it all on his own. Stede got a little anxiousβ€”and who wouldn’t?β€”and he just sort of poured all that anxiety into Ed. Via his lips. Happens to a lot of straight guys. Probably.

    Ed has planned the ultimate bachelor party weekend for his best friend Stede. Nothing could derail his perfect plan, right?

Forever is a Feeling rose_quartz_kitten, the_widow_olivia Chapter 2: Agent of chaos, angel of death (Ed) Summary: They haven’t talked about it. And that’s fine, cause if you’re good enough friends, there’s stuff you just don’t need to talk about. Besides, Ed’s made sense of it all on his own. Stede got a little anxiousβ€”and who wouldn’t?β€”and he just sort of poured all that anxiety into Ed. Via his lips. Happens to a lot of straight guys. Probably. Ed has planned the ultimate bachelor party weekend for his best friend Stede. Nothing could derail his perfect plan, right?

Wanna take a break from refreshing your craft fair tabs? I have some brand new E-rated (definitely-just-friends) Gentlebeard over here!

Ch 2. of Forever is a Feeling, with art from @aliassamm.bsky.social! #OFMDFanfiction #OFMD

11.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 17148 πŸ” 3485 πŸ’¬ 306 πŸ“Œ 237

So many of my meatspace friends are becoming parents in our late 30s and I'm also, increasingly, experiencing this 😭

10.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Website Consultation (<10 hr) with yerbamansa Auction item 'Website Consultation (<10 hr) with yerbamansa' hosted online at 32auctions.

oh yeah, one thing you can bid on in all this is my time. what can you do with that time? well. the options are endless*

*if you need ~10 hours of help with web things or spreadsheets or something in that neighborhood

is it a craft? LET'S SAY YES. #fandommarket

www.32auctions.com/organization...

10.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Ok for those of us who can't choose you *can* also just donate flat out! This is also a good option & if you get outbid, a way to still make an impact! www.32auctions.com/organization...

10.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a collection of numbered rosy maple moth-themed items

a collection of numbered rosy maple moth-themed items

I hear we like pink and yellow moths? Is that right?

www.32auctions.com/fandommarket...

#fandommarket

10.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

I didn't get an RBB match and I'm sad about it which means you're actually legally required to bid on this so I don't feel like a fandom failure. Just think, you could be doing good on a macro scale for people in actual need **AND** for my needlessly fragile mental state.

09.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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DIY Immigration Hotline Bracelet Kit Auction item 'DIY Immigration Hotline Bracelet Kit' hosted online at 32auctions.

A brand-new item from @escargot-on.bsky.social gives you all the tools you need to make your own bracelets with your location immigration hotline, to keep it fashionable *and* practical! www.32auctions.com/organization...

#fandommarket

09.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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DIY Immigration Hotline Bracelet Kit Auction item 'DIY Immigration Hotline Bracelet Kit' hosted online at 32auctions.

1864: www.32auctions.com/organization...
1865: www.32auctions.com/organization...

09.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, come get my things! These are friendship bracelets featuring YOUR local immigrant resource/ICE-sighting hotline for easy reference.
1864: buy now pair, personalized in color (your fav pride flags?) and size
1865: bid on a kit for 10 bracelets, choose color vibes, includes everything you need!

09.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

THIS IS SO GOOD!!!

09.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

a year ago I started taking ceramics classes bc I think it's good for me to be utter dogshit at things, but I actually really love how this bowl turned out--enough that I felt brave enough to submit it for the craft fair! Soon, you can own your very own NOT utter dogshit purple bowl, made by me πŸ’œ

09.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 17089 πŸ” 3389 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 119
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Donate to Help abs with their top surgery!, organized by Abagail K My name is Abagail, AKA abs, AKA oatmilktruther, so most of you know me from OFMD fanfic an… Abagail K needs your support for Help abs with their top surgery!

ok hi everypony after much stressing i decided that it would probably b ok and even a good idea to gofundme fr top surgery related costs. so this is that. any shares/donations would mean a lot to me/help me feel a lot more secure about something i am actually so scared about <3 gofund.me/b46ced9d6

27.02.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

This podfic kept me such good company on a grueling but beautiful backpacking trip, and I have the BEST memories associated with it πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

07.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey guess what. Sometimes when you have a hard conversation it's met with understanding and love, and even if someone is annoyed or even angry with you, it doesn't mean they hate you and the world is ending. WHO KNEW!!!!!!

06.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll take either! Clearly what I've been doing to overcome this tendency isn't working.

06.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss them πŸ₯²

archiveofourown.org/works/651922...

06.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I am 38 human years old. When am I going to learn that avoiding a difficult conversation/unpleasant situation doesn't make it go away; indeed, that it is almost certainly going to make it worse? This is so fucking obvious and yet!!!

06.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1