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Fading to black but it’s just for complicated action scenes while all the sex scenes are written in full

Labyrinthos!

RIGHT you get tons of advice about green veges but I've been making my daily dose of green veges smoothie WITH MANGO for weeks 😩

I've been on warfarin for years now and only JUST found out mango amplifies its effects 🫠🫠🫠

oh suddenly tech dickheads need the humanities

I'm EXCITED

Shut up! I know!!

Downloaded a tarot app for fun again and I keep pulling the tower lmao

If my interest in writing ever returns from the war I wanna write a sex scene that's just that. Probably they're both into it but neither one says anything because they don't know the other is. Good for me personally

The particular intimacy of your partner shaving your undercut

I love seeing movement in a fandom through kudos patterns. The Deadloch girlies are gearing up for s2 it seems

Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. To clarify: You want a eulogy for your father that's 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲, sounds 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘁, and captures the 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝗺. I get it. He wasn't just your father — he was your Dad. Here a few options I came up with:

Would still rather be doing this than basically anything else. Can't quite believe that about myself. I really did think I'd kind of hate this bit but I don't at all

Me with a 5 month old baby, clueless and smug, figuring I have a good sleeper, vs me now where a cold and then teething and now another cold have meant I haven't had more than two hours' sleep at a time for a month

2h ago 14.14 AEDT Albanese tables Liberal election review in question time The House is going feral as Anthony Albanese answersa dixer about the one-year anniversary of the Coalition's work from home policy. The Liberal federal executive decided to shelve their election review and leave it a secret, but the report is leaking fast. And now it's out. Albanese tables the report, which he's brought a copy of with him to the chamber (with paragraphs highlighted and all). It means it'll be made public shortly.

Once again forced to concede this is a very funny move

Great, and that'll work maybe twice before it also gets ripped off lol. Honestly

This sucks and is also crap business advice because if making stuff with AI is so easy and worthwhile why would anyone pay a middleman to do it for them - which is exactly what we've seen happen. It doesn't make it easier for artists to make money, it makes it easier for assholes to steal art.

Standard reminder that procrastination brain lies to you about how hard chores are

Was putting off fixing a billing issue for a whole week and then of course I just did it and it took 5 minutes to resolve and the lady on the phone was really nice

The ones I saw were betting on US military action taking place on 28 Feb so I think those are safe. I did see the one about death invalidating the bet though which: lol lol lmao etc

Anyway if I was China I'd be watching the betting markets for a heads up on any movement on Taiwan that's for sure

"Only a million" obviously contextual here, a million US dollars would change /my/ life, but for that sort of graft I would want a better payoff. The childishness and the arrogance of it

The insider trading on Iran is so contemptibly *small*. You're telling me there's a group breaking every rule to make a profit on their knowledge of highly classified US military information and they're only getting a million bucks out of it?

Autumn :(

Self awareness, I don't know her

I do love how the UK makes all the failed candidates stand on stage next to the winner. Real "finalists at the school awards assembly" vibes

Sorry did the REFORM candidate accuse OTHER people of sectarianism

Wait, Britain has politics as well?? Christ, when will it end

Green party wins Gorton and Denton byelection, pushing Labour to third place in blow to Keir Starmer Hannah Spencer elected as party’s first MP in northern England, as Labour sees a 25.3% drop in vote compared to 2024

Look at the Greens+Labour vote in Gorton and Denton and a Reform win should never have been in play. 1st past the post is truly mad. Be grateful for the Aus electoral system. Etc.

Not an original thought, not the main story here, but worth saying again and again.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I'm WORRIED for my BABY 😤 no shot til 12 months!!!