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wait so are you saying I should be at the gym walking to the exact beat of The Fate of Ophelia on the treadmill, and I’m *not* supposed to do the choreo?! cause lol

I know I’m autistic but I feel like there’s no logical explanation for why the person who used to work two cubicles over from me, who I haven’t spoken to since 2019, just sent me a friend request on FB. we weren’t on the same team, we didn’t hang out, we were not friends, and we have no mutuals.

very interesting that I have now heard three castaways essentially say they’re changing/flipping their strategy from before, when that is exactly what got them to this season in the first place #Survivor

Or the southern steak and oyster

Gannons.

What night of the week is it?

maybe she has a condition or some sort of disability that she hasn’t been publicly open about that makes it hard for her to sign many individual times

NON TOURNAMENT JEOPARDY PLAY LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

I ask again, WHEN will we get back to normal Jeopardy! play, when will we gain a fuckin BREAK from these tournaments lol

lol I just saw bad bunny’s speech from last night. I wasn’t trying to add commentary on that specifically. I guess in that context I can see why he said what he said (timing, palatable, etc.) but my overall point stands.

I dont know, this might be a hot take… but I don’t think the antidote of all this hate is just “love.” I’m getting tired of hearing that because at this point it’s just a platitude/nothing burger.

I just think new music could employ more bongos and congas. JUST. a thought.

Happy Nancy Kerrigan day to all who celebrate

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🕯️ Kendrick Lamar 🕯️

🕯️ pettiness 🕯️

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does anyone know when the Jeopardy! first place losers tournament is going to be over?

I’m starting to understand why the grinch stole Christmas. This shit is expensive

I’m going to metaphorically jump off of a very tall something if these damn apps don’t stop needing UPDATES ALL THE TIME. every time I turn around I have more that need to be updated.

I’m not attracted to men but Ryan Serhant would look amazing with a duck fade haircut

Fuck Owen hunt

Jeff can’t get out of his own way on Survivor. to cut the amount of people who can possibly be voted out in half on a rock draw is asinine.

Ah yes, the three genders lol

I wanna ask republicans how many people in their family would be too many to die in a terrorist attack. What’s an acceptable number? But they’re so calloused they wouldn’t even get it.

“We used to be a proper country” and it’s just a picture of Panera bread circa 2010.

Damn the pope got a way longer applause than champagne problems

here’s what I think ultimately got us where we are today in this country. I think it is oversimplified yet accurate: gen x kids of boomers should know better, and millennial kids of gen x should know better. but instead of IMPROVING AS PEOPLE. the people in power are just getting fucking worse

but I didn’t get my war plans text yet…

FUCK OWEN HUNT!!

I didn’t verify this myself, but knowing how many trans athletes in Ohio high schools compared to non trans athletes… the statistic below is likely true and if not it’s not too far off.

there is simply no amount of child death that will move RFK to change his mind because he is a predatory narcissist who cares less about health than the gratification of his own ego

FUCK OWEN HUNTS CRUSTY LOOKING SINGING ASS