Dorian Gay 🥀

The Dyson ball animal 3!

We bought a new vacuum today and it was thrilling

Mom is doing very well! She had a horrible reaction to a Wegovy injection. She is still in the hospital but will likely be discharged tomorrow morning ❤️

And for this weekend’s adventure—mom is in the hospital.

Electric chair to anyone not wearing shoes at the gym
Truly don’t care what your reasoning is, it can’t make that much of a difference

Sameee

day 2,681 of waking up with party for one by carly rae jepsen stuck in my head ☺️

Twelfth Night and Hamlet are my two favorites.

I once performed in a 90-minute production of all three parts of Henry VI and it was the time of my life so, that one also is special to me.

I need to get back on stage 🥲.

Wooooooo!!!!

good morning

I’m seeing her at the gorge in may!! Have fun!!

Finn Bennett using two hands to drink a pint of beer

He so small he only need one popcorn

Twice, actually

I have to present today

Former Governor Roy Cooper wins the North Carolina Democratic primary for U.S. Senate and will face Michael Whatley, former chairman of the RNC, in the general election.

Ugh I am so sorry!!

This is next on my list!

Two job rejections today

A meme of a summoning circle with the words "Catastrophic Gen Ai Bubble Collapse" in the center.

One day this stupid thing will work.

Sometimes it really is too much hole and peen, guys

Benito Bowl reigns supreme

Thank you so much for speaking out

And when I dust off this musical theatre degree and end up on the mic with this one, I expect y’all to make some noise

Happy birthday 🥳

Taken exactly a year a part at the exact same bar
Left is 2025, right is 2026
Completely serendipitous 💞

I really really hate billionaires

Monday