Sluggo if he smoked weed

Two turds but I only flush one in this bitch

I deserve a pat on the back for being responsible and taking my old shit to the dump and not just dumping it behind AutoZone or whatever like the rest of Milwaukee

The world is a very scary place right now but thanks to Budget Truck Rental I got to achieve my dream of driving a big truck around the city and also bring a bunch of furniture to the dump

Having trouble understanding the comic can someone break it down panel by panel?

Gavin Newsom absolutely deserves the indignity of appearing on the Adam Friedland Show

Gas is already up .50 cents overnight I hope all the patriots are ready for the return of $6 gas this summer

New flows comin be patient brother

Do I drop 2 G's for a trans rebuild on da Grand Marquis or save up and put it down on something newer? 🤔

Preemptively kicking in my neighbor's door and shooting him in the face to de-escalate tensions

Good thing I'm leaving this town soon I'm burning bridges left and right

Popped into the Wingstop next door to the laundromat for a drink and the girl working there gave it to me for free. So I was like damn I still got it and then after I filled up my cup I lean over to get my lid and immediately drench the entire counter with Minute Maid Aguas Refrescas Limonada

It would be really funny if his heart gave out and he dropped dead while the YMCA was playing

Wearing high-vis gear unlocks a whole new level of respect from the staff at AutoZone

What if druski collabed with jelly roll that shit would be fire

Who let the dogs out, am I right?

What the hell get Rae on it too

If I was a music producer guy back in the day I would have tried to get Ghostface Killah on a remix to Santana Smooth, coulda been a crossover hit

Wife is not nearly as excited and doesn't want to come with because she thinks the dump is gonna smell bad

Thanks to the move, I've got a very exciting adventure coming up where I get to rent a pickup truck from Menards and take a bunch of old furniture and crap to the dump

Can't wait for your next video where you sit in a bath tub and yell at poor people

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Feeling the same type of jealousy I feel when I see other countries' high speed rail networks

Wish Majority Report had that same energy for Graham "SS tattoo" Platner

My parents should have banned me from listening to that shit when I was 10 like they did with Eminem

A few months ago I heard Weezer's most incel song (No One Else) playing inside a Kwik Trip and it hasn't left my mind since. Rivers is such a fucking creep but he can sure write a catchy hook

May you walk on warm sands, friends

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Throw in a side of Parmesan fries and I'm in

I have spent a lot of time imagining myself going back in time to executive produce that album and all the ways I'd make it suck less

Not my original thought but I totally believe the slopification of mass media is going to make it more desirable for people to seek out art and experiences that are "real" and feel human-made