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Neurotypical father to two neurodivergent kids, one tiny dog and two indifferent cats. Lover of nonsense. He/him, ho/hum.

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This sort of behaviour inevitably has British commentators hand-wringing and saying "Nobody likes to see that."
If you don't like to see it, stand back so I can get a better view. I absolutely *love* to see it.

09.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"Fires"?

08.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We all know the zip code to Beverley Hills is 90210, but the zip code to Dawson's Creek is 90108 (for our lives to be over).

05.03.2026 09:39 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I collect names that also work as sentences. Tom Waits, Britney Spears, Gordon Banks, that sort of thing.
It's rare the sentence is as apt as "Matthew Swindells"

05.03.2026 08:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A big shirt?

03.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s actually FEWER MisΓ©rables

03.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 5082 πŸ” 989 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 36

Thoughts and prayers with Clapham at this difficult time.

03.03.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If the Iranian football team are prevented from playing at the World Cup this summer, the Nobel Prize Committee should give them a "Nobel World Cup" that they can claim is more significant than the actual trophy.

03.03.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just because there is a gap for a steak pun, you don't need to fillet

27.02.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Twat dooming Reform? (4,7)

26.02.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 346 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 11
All you Fascists - Billy Bragg and Wilco
All you Fascists - Billy Bragg and Wilco YouTube video by T.A. Sedlak

Today's earworm: youtu.be/40ila3Rh9lQ?...

27.02.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Greens are going to win. They're going to show that you can win despite all the media hating and lying about you.

They are going to show so much of what we've been fed our entire lives in this country is just pure bullshit.

Maybe not today, but possibly.

Definitely soon.

26.02.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 357 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
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William Henry Harris: The Sparkling Life of London’s Oldest Man and the Inventor of Tinsel - Friends of Brockley and Ladywell Cemeteries 22 December 1935 William Henry Harris, London’s Oldest Man. He Invented β€œTinsel” 1837-1939 Β  A short stroll from Ladywell chapel, just past grave of Edward Ernest Dowson. lies the family grave of Will...

Raising a glass to William Henry Harris. β€œLondon’s oldest man, and the inventor of tinsel.” (1939)

foblc.org.uk/posts/willia...

24.02.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder that Rupert Lowe was chairman when Southampton FC signed Ali Dia.

23.02.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't hate grapefruit but am annoyed by the etymology of the word. It's like they wanted to call it a grape, then added the "fruit" to distinguish it from the thing that was already called a grape. Without realising that the original grape is also a fruit.

23.02.2026 10:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In decades to come, I suspect this will be as implausible as Al Capone being done for tax evasion.

19.02.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very much in favour of Andrew getting arrested. Slightly disappointed it's for sharing trade secrets and not the whole sex with trafficked underage girls thing.

19.02.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I always hoped Schroders would merge with ING, call the new company "SchrodINGers", and then leave investors to guess whether there was money in the funds or not.

12.02.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trafalgar Square in the rain last night. It's been 41 days of rain in the UK and while that means walking in #London leaves you damp and cold, the wet also helps highlight the beauty of the city.

12.02.2026 08:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

09.02.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 3962 πŸ” 622 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 26

No worries. I'll read it anyway. Vielen dank!

04.02.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big Breaking news

04.02.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As I get older, my response to celebrities dying is increasingly surprise that they weren't dead already. I am similarly amazed that Braverman didn't join Reform years ago.

26.01.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I judge calendar years by whether they feature more weddings or funerals. 2025 was the first year in ages where weddings won. But we're barely three weeks into 2026 and it's 2-0 to funerals already.

20.01.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd also want my tomatoes dried all the way for that price.

20.01.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't like Bromley its horrible.

13.01.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4
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Scooby Doo’s favourite pantomime.

27.12.2025 19:00 πŸ‘ 305 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Or "Louise" by Grace Petrie, but I suspect you're onto that already...

27.12.2025 16:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
jasmine.4.t - Elephant (Official Video)
jasmine.4.t - Elephant (Official Video) YouTube video by jasmine4TVEVO

This is heartbreakingly gorgeous. youtu.be/KkT3ODAxmm8?...

27.12.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0