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Latest novel: THE GREAT AMERICAN BETRAYAL "Best Comedy Books of 2022" —Vulture English professor, novelist, satirist, editor, father, husband, dog owner, gardener https://scottsteinonline.com

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Good news. It gets worse.

07.03.2026 02:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Beer glass and bottle on a kitchen counter. Kasteel 11 Donker Quadrupel ale

Beer glass and bottle on a kitchen counter. Kasteel 11 Donker Quadrupel ale

I hope some of you have a weekend. Cheers, if possible.

07.03.2026 00:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

c) you will never get all of it out of your car

06.03.2026 21:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not what football fans mean by "The best defense is a good offense"

06.03.2026 21:06 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Counterpoint: stubbing your toe

06.03.2026 20:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watching the news and thinking I'm gonna need stronger beer and then realizing they don't make it any stronger.

06.03.2026 20:48 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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06.03.2026 20:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Verification depends on it

06.03.2026 20:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just spent nine weeks (one to go) teaching a course on Franz Kafka, to undergraduates, while living on the planet Earth in the year 2026.

I am not impressed by Claude's anxiety.

06.03.2026 20:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And left that someone off the credits.

06.03.2026 20:25 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Keep the good parts.

06.03.2026 20:21 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

"Writing a novel lol sob"

06.03.2026 20:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Home - Write Now Philly

My Drexel Publishing Group co-op and interns have been reviewing books and interviewing authors on Write Now Philly. You can follow WNP at bsky.app/profile/writ...
and find the latest reviews at writenowphilly.com

06.03.2026 20:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's why we have the famous saying "No pain, no pain."

06.03.2026 20:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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06.03.2026 20:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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06.03.2026 19:55 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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When Up Was Down The stock market was down. Gas prices were up. Home values were down. Inflation was up. Savings were down. Unemployment was up. Production was down. Foreclosure

About those gas prices. And the job numbers. And a government that says up is down. Literally.

whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2026/03/06/w...

06.03.2026 19:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Give me a discount on booze and I'll overlook a lot. Not that, though.

06.03.2026 19:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Unconditional Surrender" but it's just the name of a cheap shampoo.

06.03.2026 19:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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When Up Was Down The stock market was down. Gas prices were up. Home values were down. Inflation was up. Savings were down. Unemployment was up. Production was down. Foreclosure

This satire I published years ago fits the current moment so I have just posted it on my site When Falls the Coliseum for those who like silliness, wordplay, and not being lied to. Also, check out my novels.
whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2026/03/06/w...

06.03.2026 18:51 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

"Up is down" is the premise of a satire I published years ago in, of all places, National Review. It fits the current moment really well so I have just posted it on my site When Falls the Coliseum.
whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2026/03/06/w...

06.03.2026 18:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AI "has begun showing symptoms of anxiety."

One more art that AI will never be better at than humans.

06.03.2026 15:14 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 2

It's basically Daytona Beach in the 1990s

06.03.2026 16:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
06.03.2026 15:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Liberated from jobs and gas and eggs and the right to assembly and free speech and sanity and

06.03.2026 15:46 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At the very least, spider-poenas.

06.03.2026 15:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There has never been a stronger argument for the importance of a humanities education [gestures at world]

06.03.2026 15:28 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

AI "has begun showing symptoms of anxiety."

One more art that AI will never be better at than humans.

06.03.2026 15:14 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 2
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a group of men are sitting around a table with the words top men written on the table Alt: a group of men are sitting around a table with the words top men written on the table (from Raiders of the Lost Ark)

Everything is going to be fine.

28.02.2026 13:57 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The famous Stephen King novel "Pet Secretary"

05.03.2026 22:56 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0