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@death2statues

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get wasppilled

30.12.2023 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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29.11.2023 12:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.10.2023 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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permaculture wizards

03.10.2023 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hip autistic grandpa: back in my day the only way you could "stim" was chewin on a piece of straw!

10.09.2023 14:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like in a couple generations we might start seeing people like mystified by mechanics
like u know that a digital lock works via the magic of microcontrollers but how can a key open only though shape

08.09.2023 03:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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me texting my girl

06.09.2023 07:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Twitter post by @salivasisters showing a petri dish just slammed with grey bacterial colonies with cute sparkles, rabbits, and feminine stickers all around with the caption of: β€œi Grow flesh Eating bacteria In my room. My colony of Necrotizing bacteria !! uwahhhh Streptococcus pyogenes. this is "darcy" and she Uses she/they pronouns . she Loves to play, And eat her nutrient Slurry” with liberal use of cute sounds and emoji.

A Twitter post by @salivasisters showing a petri dish just slammed with grey bacterial colonies with cute sparkles, rabbits, and feminine stickers all around with the caption of: β€œi Grow flesh Eating bacteria In my room. My colony of Necrotizing bacteria !! uwahhhh Streptococcus pyogenes. this is "darcy" and she Uses she/they pronouns . she Loves to play, And eat her nutrient Slurry” with liberal use of cute sounds and emoji.

it’s cool and good to grow flesh eating bacteria at home to feed twinks to

05.09.2023 20:24 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

shawty addicted to balders gate v_v

05.09.2023 21:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the real metaverse is the soil #microbiology

04.09.2023 00:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

shitting @ work πŸ™Œ

01.09.2023 18:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am fat, I am an amerikkkan
I do eat burgers and clap my hands
My nation is an imperial parasite
I do get superprofits as a fuckin bribe
then spend them on some more fuckin fries
and gobble them down with an extra large sprite

01.09.2023 01:58 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the following program is rated S for scary mwahahaha

01.09.2023 14:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A diagram illustrating the amount of force behind a brachiosaurus’s vomit

A diagram illustrating the amount of force behind a brachiosaurus’s vomit

68,000 newtons per hurl apparently

28.08.2023 20:03 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 11
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31.08.2023 21:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the cia guy monitoring me: his soil is too fertile, his heart is too big, his yield is too plentiful, his ecosystem is too peaceful we have to take him out

31.08.2023 21:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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how the top soil look when monocroppers bring out that synthetic fertilizer

31.08.2023 20:01 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0