Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

Architecture Firm surnames of real architects that are good and apropos for the job list so far:

-Neuhaus: every building is a new house if you don’t think about it that hard
-Casagrande: every architecture job is a big house if you think about it a normal amount.

I’ll see you next time, viewer.

I think sometimes it’s weird to feel pride (the regular kind, not the gay kind, that one is inside me and fine) about successes that you’ve genuinely worked for and earned, but everything else is going to shit. Also I straight up lost my car keys.

How fucking dare you.

They should invent a gun that doesn’t whisper stuff to you

Seeing myself quoted is still kind of silly and dumb. But this article is anything but. Shout out to @racketmn.com and all of the sweet angels who contributed.

Children will never know how much time I spent at a Pinkberry.

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I tend to have this conversation during BHM more than usual. But please trust the person who does the dishes for their grandma more than the person who only reads about class consciousness and change. Only one of those people truly know the purpose of action

My partner and I are at a creative crossroads.

Don't Make Me Laugh - Fruit Blood YouTube video by Primal Lunch Records

I’m SO GLAD YOU ASKED. Okay so me and like five other people watched this show on Adult Swim called BRAD Neelys Harg Nallin' Sclopio Peepio and in that show there was a fake band called FRUIT BLOOD that if it was real I would be a roadie for. They had songs such as youtu.be/-YU0qK1MZyU?...

I started therapy for the first time in March of 2020 (lol) and the uprising (lol). I’m back in network now thank god, and now I’ll see him for… whatever the next four years are going to be. I’m starting to think I might be his mothman.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Sometimes football is exciting cause you’ll get to see a man have literally the worst day of his life. I’m praying for you in the locker room, Mark Andrews.

A funny thing that happens when you look for jobs an extended period of time is someone will repost a position you did a final interview for. And guess who’s sliding back in your DM’s!

This is the first “new” platform I’ve used since having to “promote” myself, and I’m having trouble deciding which persona to use: mentally ill woman who communicates through memes or, like, stable person who you should trust and hire sometimes.