Sarah Z

Guess I got what I deserve
Went to prison and got cancer treatment there my love

I say three bosses. There are probably more than that lol. These are just the ones i've gotten

Honestly out of the three bosses I find the test subject the easiest by far. I've gotten the queen once and died immediately, died twice to the door, and have gotten test subject twice and beaten it ez both times. But that's probably just a me/my decks thing

A Slay the Spire screenshot. I'm playing The Silent with just an absolute fuckton of relics, and I've just killed the Act 3 boss, the test subject. I've unlocked an epoch and I have 53 out of 98 hp left. No potions, 22 cards, amazing looks.

No prablem

And other people saying it, I believe! It was like #[word] stories. As one does. :(

Got to be like BOY WAS THERE EVER

Nathan just looked at me and, in earnest, asked me “Hey, is there any lore about that one Tumblr user whose name was Pizza?”

This is Viggo Mortensen doing a social media takeover for Sarah Z. Did you know I broke my toe kicking the helmet when filming the Two Towers? Back to you, Sarah

WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIIIRRKKKKK

Lily Alexandre — Why the New York Times Loves Stupid Questions

Out now on Nebula:

Why the New York Times Loves Stupid Questions

Also a lot of these Ancients, um... would

Then again, are the bosses actually harder, or are they just new? Many have asked this.

Slay the Spire 2 is absolutely FUCKINGGGG y'all. Don't get me wrong I'm sure there'll need to be some balance reworks and what have you, but this is crazy good. It feels like higher risk higher reward if that makes sense? The bosses seem way harder, but you can hit a lot harder too.

Never

Valeriancels seething over toypilled catnipmaxxing felichads

At least it's not a jelly filled doughnut

7-11 sigh advertsing a “NEW! Japanese Style Egg Salad Sandwich.” with a picture of, you guessed it, a Japanese style egg salad sandwich. Text on the sign includes “たまごサンド, The Sandwich Japan Perfected, The Konbini Classic — Now in Canada, Only $5.”

Sorry Canadian 7-11 but you will never be a true konbini until I can buy cheap onigiri :(

this Slay the Spire 2 launch boring af 😩

Slay the Spire 2's concurrent Steam players just hit 179,456, the highest ever for any roguelike.

When StS1 first launched back in 2017, it had 193 concurrent players.

That's a 92,982% increase, meaning StS3 is on track to hit 166,861,777 concurrent players by 2035. 💪

Looks like there's still more to add (bosses, monsters, etc) but some stuff appears to just be replacing temp art with the full pieces and probably balance changes?

Holy fuck there's so much content

OH IT'S A THREAD
-Yes
-Yes
-Yes but it's kind of bad etiquette
-No
-Yes because it puts more forcefem into the world
-Yes
-Yes
-Yes
-Don't know
-Yes but homeschooling is allowed
-Yes

Yes, polygamy, don't know

Ohhh

was lizzie mcguire plural

STS 2 thoughts so far

-LOVE the new cards and new events
-The hot demon who plays your first turn for you sucks at strategy, wow
-For some reason, clicking to deselect a selected card is being very hit-or-miss. Might be a bug for them to fix
-The card enchantment and debuff system rules????

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pokopia yesterday... Slay the Spire Early Access today... what do I do. Can I play two games at once. Can I gamemaxx

Garbled AI text on the oval office rug

So true