Thought she doing a Team Rocket cosplay.
Yes I'm dyslexic.
04.03.2026 16:47
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Thought she doing a Team Rocket cosplay.
Yes I'm dyslexic.
Thank you 🙏
Honestly you really have restored hope.
I've been compiling a list of games to buy when the Switch 2 OLED comes out. It's going to cost me a fortune 😁
I'm confused. So yesterday I could use gendered toilets at work but it was grey if I could use gendered
toilets outside work. But today I can use public toilets 💯 but can't use gendered work toilets?
Is law always this obscure or is this just a symptom of bending laws in ways they cannot be bent?
I also want to clarify, I don't actually know anyone called Andrew in real life.
Skeleton Andrew was entirely created for my dream.
I hope he makes a good recovery, but I'm not sure you can recover from a total lack of flesh bar mustache.
#SkeletonAndrew
He walked liked the Vourdalak and was unable to talk (no lips). The health care worker escorted him to his room. I asked if I could hug him. The health care worker said he was too ill but he gestures in for a hug, so we had a nice hug.
I dreamt I was a vampire living in a hotel with other vampires. My friend Andrew caught a vampire disease which meant he was now a skeleton, with the exception of a crisp ginger mustache.
Can't get the image of him slowly being escorted down the hallway by a health care worker out of my head.
Well, what's the verdict 👀
I'm so grateful for all your hard work 🙏
I love good news!
🥰
*flips phone upside-down and drops it*
Owning an espresso machine is great. I'd recommend owning one for 350 days a year.
...
Today was a cleaning and descaling day.
I cannot in good faith recommend owning an espresso machine.
Help us make hope normal again.
Join the Green Party now.
Sorry for the cheesey joke 😁
The one at the far bottom left corner is a bit of a walkers simulator if you ask me.
Yes. Having to pay attention to not sneeze incorrectly is peak getting old.
Welcome to the club.
Just imagining a guy walking down the road eating an orange. See's a window open *throws orange through*
"Oh my god I'm so sorry about that, I can't help it"
*person in the flat rubbing the orange on the wall*
"No worries, me neither*
They're kissing 🥰
I filled in my passport application wrong and they wouldn't let me change it back. Found it was easier to just stick to it.
Playing No, I'm Not a Human with my partner. We're both sick so not leaving the flat. It's messed with our sleeping pattern so we're semi nocturnal too. Feeling claustrophobic and dizzy in our flat...
The game and the world seem to blending a bit too much right now 🫨
Are you alone?
I'm transological
I know this is hella dull but I've not posted in ages and this is kinda what my life is like since the bathroom bill.
I'm just astonished at how little salt dishwashers actually use.
I topped up the salt in my new dishwasher last night. It didn't ask me to, I just did it for the kicks really. I've had it for a month and was surprised at how little salt it's used. Left a few stray salt granules at the bottom after.
Done 2 washes since and everything is coming out cloudy.
It's just so crazy in hindsight that the fridge freezer was more important than staff. To the point that the £20 expense of a fan wasn't reasonable for us, but it was for the fridge freezer.
Flashback to Summer 2008:
I worked in a fish and chip shop and god was it hot. We had a fan but isn't to keep us cool, it was to go behind the fridge freezer to stop it overheating.
We eventually had enough and used it to cool us down. Fridge freezer broke. We got in trouble.
Slim Shady is that you?
He is become cringe, destroyer of meme
#DOGE
You can donate directly to Ukraine's war effort choosing if you want your money to go towards:
- Defence
- Humanitarian demining
- Medical aid
- Rebuilding
- Education
u24.gov.ua/result/success
As I make myself coffee I realise as a fully remote company, I've not had coffee provided for me for some years now.
Guess you win some you lose some.
