Marissa 💜

I think it gets the point across.

Midas touch? No, you misunderstood. I have the mid-ass touch. Everything I touch becomes spectacularly mediocre.

As someone who has Disney+ at least partially for star wars and nat geo, PLEASE make this a reality

No please continue. In a world that's scarier than what you usually write, we need some lightheartedness.

Last summer I discovered that System of a Down has other songs besides Chop Suey and developed the urge to yell "SUGAAAH!" randomly. Now I have developed a similar urge to yell "MUSTAAARD!" People might start to think I'm obsessed with food. They would not be wrong.

I was going to say our country is in a sorry state. But then I thought for a second about the lovely state I live in and realized that it's the other way around. Our state is in a sorry country.

He basically said "We'll kill them off, take their land and go there for vacation". That's a Rage Against the Machine lyric from the year I was born. We've learned nothing in my lifetime.

Geez, I already loved you when I was a kid and you were Matilda, you didn't have to go and have a cat named Freya and listen to Bikini Kill and make me love you even more 🙄😂

It seems unfair that my post-preggo body has the power to grow facial hair at an annoyingly fast rate, but none of the other powers of a werewolf.

Two pages of Dr. Seuss stickers, with characters from various books on the left page and Cat in the Hat themed stickers on the right. They include quotes like "Be original" and "It is fun to have fun but you have to know how."

Today's little moment of joy: arranging the stickers my mom sent me in my sticker book.

When starting to feed Baby solids pour an amount of Cheerios they will eat into a vessel. Then continue pouring. This excess of cheerio is for appeasing the Floor Gods.

I have felt everything so annoyingly deeply my whole life. I would like to take a break from feeling. But the only ways I know how to do that are unhealthy. Anyone know how to make my emotions be quieter? #MentalHealth (I know, therapy, I'm getting there. It's hard to find one I click with.)

I'm not sure what a normal number of notes to have in your notes app is. Guessing it's not 482.

I forgot my old coloring book app had a pixel art option. When life gives me squares, I color Pride flags.

I doubt I'll get any followers on here who don't know me irl or on FB. But in case I do:
*Former gifted kid
*I only look str8
*I love words, wordplay, reading, writing, word games, puns, etc.
*Metal, punk, alt-rock, alt-rap, classic rock, oldies... and everything else.
*TRANS AND BIPOC LIVES MATTER

I was 12,363 days old when I heard about this site (by reading this post today.)

I prefer to think of it as a charging port, charge for 9 months and get up to 100 years of battery life...

I just found a grounding technique that worked pretty well for me. Looking around the room and finding one thing in each color of the rainbow. (May be easiest if you have young child[ren] with many brightly colored toys.) Can even do it to the tune of "I Love A Rainbow" from Ms. Rachel lol.

Hmm. Idk. I guess I like it here so far. Seems less AI-infested than Farcebook [sic(k)]. Might make a friend or two here.