Some stats from last night. Nearly 90% passing accuracy for the City team as a whole for the whole game
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Some stats from last night. Nearly 90% passing accuracy for the City team as a whole for the whole game
#NUFC
George Harrison’s Apple Essentials photo looks so Gen Z hipster coded.
People are like "you should be more pissed off about the football result" but the thing is, I'm already pissed off about *checks notes* pretty much everything in the world. The football is my escape from that.
#nufc #thefootball
Tonali was class in the first half, back to his old self. Hall looks like he needs a rest but still had positive spells. Woltemade looks lost and confused as to what his role is. Osula went missing in large spells. City able to make 10 changes and still put out a world class squad. Says it all #nufc
This gets too much use... #NUFC
I've questioned Tonali's commitment this season but fair play, the last few games he's been back to covering every blade of grass to make up for his teammates' shortcomings.
Goal! Barnes!
#NUFC #MCFC #NEWMCI #FACup
Good lord, I was nearly right. Osula starts, Woltemade in midfield, but Gordon on the bench....
MATCHDAY! LETS GET INTO THEM!
#NUFC
(image from @memecastleunited.bsky.social 😁)
Will Osula celebrating with Newcastle United fans
Superb photograph on the Newcastle United Instagram account. Sorry I can’t credit the photographer (don’t think it’s anyone in-house) as they’re not mentioned.
Dare I say it, because I know we’re not far off this, but not a single mobile phone in sight. Very unusual these days. Mustn’t lose that.
It's Osulaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! #NUFC
Ye mad bastard.
Depending on the hour, I’ve agreed with every one of these opinions on Ramsey’s yellow.
That’s always the risk of a cheap yellow.
Gordon’s penalty was similarly delayed, though obviously correct.
You can say that every match.
Yes there were about 4 cynical but not terribly useful foul yellows.
That’s usually a verbal warning for me. Not preventing a counter or anything.
What did we think of Jacob Ramsey’s first yellow? #nufc
On rewatching, I noticed today’s 4th official was named Tim Robinson. #nufc
What’s the book title?
Watching that win on delay after work well worth it.
Take a bow Will Osula
Trippier, Burn, Elanga…had their best game in a good while…but Tonali was my man of the match! #NUFC #NEWMUN
#NUFC Stupid Sexy Newcastle United.
A glorious victory for Sir Edward Howe's Magical Mags courtesy of Denmark's radgest man. 🖤🤍🇩🇰
#LADS
#NUFC
#RADGE
Fuck that haircut guy #NUFC
What a result. They tried their best to stop us, with a dodgy sending off, but we battled through. Amazing. #NUFC 🖤🤍
YAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!
HOPE RESTORED!
Joelinton, Burn, Tripper, Elanga and Willock all incredible tonight. And Osula... wow.
Utter 10 men heroics.
Bring on City and Barcelona I guess.
