KyRedsGal

I’m mad at the universe. It’s been a hell of a two weeks.

(I’m not mad at you, coop)

Yeahhhhhhhh

@kellly.bsky.social said it was going to lick my toes in the night and now I will never sleep again

Merry Christmas 👀👀👀👀

#reds #goreds #baseball #seasonticketmember #hohoho
#christmas #elfonashelf #mrredlegsondeck #ondeck

WHODEY and a free cap. #bengals #whodey

See, that’s awful but I didn’t want to hide from humanity over it.

You know, stuff like that, for example. #reds #basesloaded #strikeout #Postseason

I think it’s easier in life in general just to had low expectations. Most of us women were bred for the anyhow so…it’s just easier.

I’ve just been…existing. LOL. But this is good. Probably heartbreak in the making, but good.

I’ve not disappeared. I’m just afraid to post anything because I’m paranoid that I’m bad luck in general. It’s been a minute…

I’m here for it this time

@kyredsgal.bsky.social balls be flying again at GABP

I’m a Bengals fan too! Just more known by my first love…the Reds…who try to kill me every year. 🤪

Moeller got that memo. And watched that movie.

Well thank you!!!!

Truly one of the best movies.

Yes. My phone tells me they are. Unfortunately I’m watching Moeller run balls down the field in front of St X.

Dogs telling the stories to their children…”you’re our little GABP blessing.”

Honestly, humans maybe ought to go by these guidelines when going to the ballpark too…or anywhere.

IS YOUR HUMAN RIGHT FOR BARK IN THE PARK? #Reds #baseball #barkinthepark

Can’t remember the last time I “cleaned up.” Figured I better post it here so tomorrow when I look like something found in Chewy’s stall, I’ll feel better about myself.

It’s amazing what a little hair spray and lipstick can do for an old gal’s brain.

It’s like a daggone dog whistle to me. How is everyone not dying around me? I’ve heard it the last 10 games or so!!!!

And yes. I feel completely insane that I notice this and it drives me up a wall. But that ship has sailed. I want to grease that dang wheel myself!!!!!

Next problem at GABP that needs FIXED before my head explodes is there is a cart (maybe a garbage cart) that they push up and down the third baseline and around left field and it has a high pitched SQUEALING WHEEL and I swear to all that’s holy does NO ONE have a can of wd40??

You’d think at some point in my life I could take Redzilla for a spin, wouldn’t you?

Well, now he knows how private your texts are. 🙄😂

And I’m one of the most emotional fans in the universe. But generally speaking, facts are better guardrails than anything else

I can assure you I wouldn’t wear that label. Which is why you will never see me as an MLB manager, I’m sure lol. But no manager can create something that doesn’t exist. However, they can hold accountable for nonsense like that. And they should.

Hell, I’d pull out 3 bullpen pitchers and put them there. I would get my point across. Believe me.

If I were the manager of this team, and I had 3 more able bodies, I would stop the game and pull all three of those guys out of the game. I don’t even care if it was McClain’s ball. That was just worse than little league.

We just stood for 2 hours. Ugh