excuse me

signed up for hinge maybe i’ll meet my murderer 🥵

depressed but i think im still serving

hiiii

butt first coffee

but first coffee

i don't wanna get arrested

should i jerk off or go buy lunch?

same but with the coast and being on a boat

the way i low key think i’m gunna quit drinking and become a hermit 😍

no this is patrick

could be egg and sausage could be lox and cream cheese you’re soooo right

Mrs. John Hay Whitney Bequest and The Sidney and Harriet Janis Collection (both by exchange), and gift of Irving Blum

Ellsworth Kelly, Spectrum IV, 1967
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135471

empty in the middle :(

thinking about deleting all my social media accounts again

Don’t contain multitudes that’s gross

I’m only trying to contain about 80% of a person

kinda need an employed husband since i haven’t had a job in over a year

i got a second one i'm lorena bobbitting myself

do you ever get a sext that makes you want to be celibate for life?

no offense but i’m kinda in my reply guy era

but they sound exactly like things she should say

tyra banks is Unwell but everyone should know she never said either of these things they’re made up

reminder if you see this movie you actually suck morally AND in regards to taste too. stand for something and grow up.

made the mistake of scrolling this app while eating. something about seeing hole while eating a salad doesn't sit right

hey

i have no shame but sometimes i reread my horny messages/posts and i'm like wow poetry really is dead

Boycott Scream 7❗️❗️

going suit hunting wish me luck

lana del ray should white a song called "cockadoodie dude"

would a depressed person post three nudes a day on their alt?