Beautiful Women Updates

"so actually the part where they resurrect vampires from the dna of high functioning autistic people and sociopaths is actually not what makes that book so problematic"

trying to ask for scifi recs from my friends is so hard bc every author sucks and all their works are problematic so everyone is like "well i read a book recently that i enjoyed but i don't want to tell you what it was bc actually it was also very bad"

the "hates all men" teachers always loved me which really goes to show that actually they just disliked people bc of their actions

it contains gelatin

having St Thomas Aquinas brain in a society of Immanuel Kants is so fun bc you can say "it's actually really problematic to call me a tankie bc I'm Hungarian" or "shooting analog film is barbaric" and watch as they grind gears trying to downshift the categorical imperative machine in their head

also i was overshooting everything bc the ball (a Wilson evolution) was just so sticky that the last little bit of wrist flick that usually doesn't have enough grip to affect the shot was still adding spin like ????

it was even coming off the glass weird, everyone was messing up

i don't think I've ever stepped on the ball while dribbling in my life, like the timing just doesn't make any sense, it was like the ball was taking longer to bounce off the floor

the humidity yesterday made the ball spin off the floor so weird, i managed to step on the ball while dribbling somehow

you have a better chance of convincing me that volleyball is actually my sport than you do of convincing me that i need to give kant another chance and playing volleyball makes me feel like im dying

please stop trying to explain philosophy to me i learned to hate philosophy by studying it you aren't going to change my mind about it during a pool game

[in a key only a dog can hear]
MY LEFT STROKE JUST WENT VIRAL
[my phone screen cracks]

toad raps 'HUMBLE.' [NO AI] YouTube video by marang-magdamag

good morning

extremely funny that i just straight up post this once a year for no reason

if what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be dangerous

gonna start adding "and they disrespected the wu tang clan" to the end of my rants when i am just rambling off a ton of grievances about someone

if what you say is true, the shaolin and the wu-tang could be dangerous

i can guarantee Winnipeg is not flatter than Chicago without even looking it up

so many of my friends are introverts who i started talking to years ago and haven't figured out how to politely excuse themselves yet

I'm familiar with this kind of behavior from going to school in northern Wisconsin and i personally enjoy torturing these people by making them talk about the weather with me

so far seattle seems like boston if people were afraid of social interaction instead of just resenting it

this is what Boston is to me

people in Seattle visibly recoiled from my directness and people in Vancouver did not but maybe my experience of Seattle was just colored by the fact that the entire city smells like mold & mildew and I'm extremely allergic

I've never been to Portland but Seattle is the most passive aggressive place I've ever been in my life, they make minnesotans seem unbelievably forthright

every conversation i overheard there made me want to yell at people for being evasive little weasels

maybe i just think this bc being upbeat and evil seems gauche when you come from a place with weather

massively preferable to the laid back toxically positive evil of California at least

the fetterman bit was my favorite little detail

every Canadian that meets me tells me how much i would love Winnipeg and the more i learn about Winnipeg the more concerning that is

my friends are about to be so mad at me all the time

wait hear me out:

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