Just...devil's advocate for JUST a second: I'm not sure if you want a bone-dry dick, with dust on it, either.
Ideally, the dick wouldn't be parched OR greasy. But I think the mummy-style dick would be the worse one.
If you squint, it's close enough to a pentagram.
Vote for my pussy π¦
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Did you miss me?
Just need you to give me a squeeze π
Also, I just realized a bunch of your home decor is blue.
That's fucking awesome. You look amazing in lots of colors, but it IS cool that you found your, like, best friend color, ya know?
I can't believe I almost missed this post! I'm just some random guy, but I'm reskeeting it INSTANTLY, because you're a legend.
Bluesky's adult community needs to grow bigger. I should NOT be the only comment, here. :/
Spitty tiddies π¦π¦π¦
happy international women's day <3
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three cute puffy kitties waiting for pets⦠which one are you choosing first, daddy?
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Aha! Okay, that makes sense.
I mean, still not SENSE-sense, but more sense.
At least stupid sense.
WAIT. IS IT 6,666.66 WITH TAX???????
But I just noticed it's in pounds. Y'all have to put the price wiht tax over there, right?
Wait, but maybe it's VAT. Vampire Added Tax?
Wait...and they didn't go for $6,666.66???????????
Fucken amateur hour, man.
It's the double standard that messes with me. You can "transform the customer into a vampire," but you can't "bite someone on the dick with vampire fangs."
No, THAT would be against policy. And illegal in a lot of places. Pfft.
I don't even want the vampire girl to draw blood. Just a love bite.
I'm very real. I'm just also very tired. :(
Either that or we do go to hell, and hell is where you want to be.
Sort of. :/
You've never posted a bad pic. You only post bangers. <3
Obviously. <3 You're on a short list of people who will always keep me from thinking the internet was a mistake.
Someone should actually sell a vibrator that's a Bluetooth speaker, with the vibrations being the sub-bass.
Anyone hearing it through a door (or, like, on the bus) would just hear music coming from a speaker.
Hiding in plain sight.
Seriously, I really DID say "gyattDAYUM" under my breath.
You get more ridiculously tempting, every time you show up.
A arched in the mirror
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Definitely spanking first. I want to see my handprint on that cute booty. <3
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grab it, bite it, spread it⦠or spank it.
what would daddy choose first?
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Best plan I've heard yet. π―β€οΈ
I do legitimately dread the day when I truly harden over and treat people with the wariness they deserve, on an automatic, reflexive basis. :(
Fuck, I hope I haven't inadvertently followed this person.
I hit "follow back" a lot, because I was raised to be automatically polite, and I sometimes forget the internet is full of maniacs. :(
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cute lamb cake wiggle wiggle... wanna take a slice, daddy?
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