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10.03.2026 02:12
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My dog never graduated from stealing laundry or sewing projects 😅
Well that brings back a whole lot of memories from like 20 years ago 😂
I'd love to see this administration attempt to fuck with a flock of Canada geese. They'd lose terribly and it'd be peak entertainment.
I'm crying. The last dredges of snow hiding in my garden finally melted today, my lamentations shall not cease.
Inside you there are two corvids. You're failing, there should be more than two to achieve maximum shiny collection potential.
Audiobooks all the way!
If it doesn't include Carl Sagan, I'm rioting.
My server once summoned the entire kitchen staff to watch me eat the spicy soup on a business trip. They did not believe a scrawny white woman could handle it. Growing up with Sonoran Mexican food gives you super powers.
If inertia fails to get the ball rolling, leverage the power of puppy. Dog gets rewarded the sooner you're done with the task. If all motivation is lost/task is high priority, I'm failing to be the awesome human my dog thinks I am (but also the sooner I finish, the sooner he gets dedicated cuddles).
Tell yourself you only have to work on it for 10 minutes.
I didn't know that kind abode came without nicotine off-gassing so bad the only solution is to encapsulate the home in 3 ft. of cement and build your castle atop its remains. (All other remediation solutions would spontaneously give the Pgh. area populace cancer.) You toured the lap of luxury.
Years ago one of my art history professors stated the purpose of public art is to promote open discussion and elicit strong emotions (good/bad). Maybe an architect vibed with this view and for a divisive suburban neighborhood aesthetic, making all who witness it question reality.
Yinz hittin billdens.
Caller has observed a rare state in the Pittsburgh Sinkhole Monster reproductive cycle.
My four square only posses six dormers, all of which serve a purpose. This clearly will not do. I need a house with superfluous pointy roof parts, zero hand carved architectural elements, all black fixtures and all white everything else. Goals.
I've always wanted a Modern Tudor McFarmhouse Revival!
The ElephAAAAHHHHHHnt of Many Horrors. It has seen things. Because it committed those many atrocities.
I think this is the only appropriate use of this phrase I've witnessed, I even heard it in the voice of my adolescent nephew.
My township's superpower is not taking snow clearing inspiration from Pittsburgh proper.
As I said, I refuse to believe otherwise. Nothing will change my mind!!! :D
I'm still convinced that Boxxy and Shoe0nHead are the same person and refuse to believe otherwise.
This monstrosity makes me less sad about being Celiac.
I believe this is how you take possession of your neighbors car. It's like squatters rights, but with a Pittsburgh transportation flair.
Ruffs really need to come back into fashion. Justice for the ruff.
If my dog could talk, I'm pretty sure he'd be voicing his displeasure with the sun for betraying him. He was very excited to go out for about 20 seconds into his walk earlier...when he realized it was -5℉ and made me carry him back home.
Yet all slippy as heck.
Whoever finds a parking chair first and places it mid-road will thusly assert dominance and claim the road as their territory, forcing the other driver to reverse course and probably get stuck in a pile of snow in the process.
Fetterman's one redeeming quality is that he unites both sides. Because everyone can agree he's a friggin jagoff.
