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Love it when the "experts" finally catch up to bluesky accounts with usernames like "Turd Weedman".

nuh uh

the idf and us army when they have to fight actual trained soldiers instead of drop bombs on starving babies from their greasy gamer chair miles away (whimsical young lad fish from spongebob looking surprised)

operation hubris is going swimmingly

thinking of it like a film scene but with all the senses instead of just sight and sound yk?

what helped me was to describe things thru the characters, whether that was them being affected by the environment (weather, temp, smells, ambience etc) or interacting with objects around them like props. that way you don't have to awkwardly "diorama" the setting by just describing everything

I'm not the best footage scraper bc lazy but from what I've seen the idf is getting tons of their guys evaporated by hezbollah on the ground and tel aviv is getting cluster bombed to hell nonstop. and all American bases in the region missile'd to some degree

let bro sleep

"you can't prove AI ISN'T conscious" 1. yes I can 2. my brother in Christ assertions require positive evidence not just absence of negative evidence (which there is actually a lot of)

having grown up in a cult, AI hype is so obviously also a cult. this is rhetorically indistinguishable from "you can't prove joseph smith WASN'T called by god to marry dozens of teenage girls"

hmm depends what is your proximity to the nearest nuclear reactor? that shit'll unspool your genes ez

(trump announcing invading iran if he was a gen alpha)

skibidi israel #gamergirlbathwater

oh you like ? name them . name them . name them

(trump announcing invading iran if he was a gen z)

bro no cap fr fr ong rizz 🗣️🗿#yerbamate

I DONT CARE HOW COMMERCIALLY VIABLE IT IS I JUST WANT TITANFALL 3

(trump announcing invading iran if he was a millennial)

soo guys... I did a thing 🫣😜 #coffee

one positive of the collapse of the united states is that the economic implosion will be very good as far as rapidly reducing carbon emissions goes

no, I meant can I see your SPIRITUAL boobs

have you tried a huge dose of gamma radiation

I LOVE BATS

great minds &c &c

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wait I know her from Utah wtf

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 - Time to Celebrate! | Fandango Family YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Family

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starting at 2:43

didn't that happen in cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2

tried to type "hit like a train" 💀

this mf said "stru for like a train"

lol, lmao even

it's so valid to focus on wriggling

I vividly remember when I first started getting involved in mutual aid shit that that clarity stru for like a train. like oh I'm part of the reason ppl will be writing "Minnesotans banded together and helped their neighbors during the govt raids" and it was the most human I'd ever felt