Adam

Incredible news: my twitter is finally deleted. I'm free from apartheid Clyde and his bitcoin brothers

this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive

Really enjoyed the ex lover past abuse angle. Worked so well for dracula!

I love Runaway by Kanye bc it's a strangely salient self reflection of Kanye where he acknowledges how horrible he is and then Pusha T shows up at the end like "I looooove pussy btw"

I really do turn into a rpg companion when I'm shopping w my gf. Stand in the doorway so she can't leave. Get in the way. Tell her that guinness can restore her HP after a tough battle

Asking my gf if I can go play videogames and she comes into the room an hour later and I'm vlapping like a toddler seal at Frasier

I fucking hate what the Blues Brothers have done to the minds of our nation`s finest young army men.

Ye scumbag
Ye maggot
Ye

"Holly, I hear you're looking for a bald lad that doesn't mind genocide"

This is sooooo normal btw

Fianna Fail are that dog your grandad has that every time you visit you can't believe is still alive #ge24

Calling my ex wife Fianna Fail bc they're the reason I lost the house and I don't see my kids anymore #ge24

Scissors (IND): 0% #ge24

Really enjoying the irish green party experience this in real time

Dril tweet "blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin"

Me going over my ballot this morning

I'm going to be delighted knowing that Simon Harris and Micheál Martin are fucking fuming over this headache they were sure they wouldn't have

me AF

🫡 respect

Look FF and FG officially cannot exist without each other, left parties are up and varadkar is gone. I'm taking that as a desperately needed win #ge24

"Eh Howiye Holly its eh simon here. How's the baby. Uh-huh. Uh huh. Sure listen shut up for a second how do ye feel about being the gen-z labour" #ge24

took my legally blind mother to vote earlier. "Which box to make crime illegal?" She shouted. A cheer from everyone in the centre. I marked her 1st preference as people before profit 😭😂 #ge24

You can hear collectively every left voter in the country say "don't even think about it" to the soc dems right now #ge24

Looking at this exit poll you start to understand why every party leader was queueing to kiss Holly cairns' hole this morning #ge24

That proper no 12 whiskey news must suck if you're 14 or a personal trainer who messages their female clients on insta at 2am

It's my new energy michael, I haven't slept since 9/11

Simon Harris at the next debate

I am going to be so normal on this website