π₯Ή just tryna procreate man
09.03.2026 21:02
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π₯Ή just tryna procreate man
youβre about to get JUMPED
FRRRRRRR
ugh I googled it and now Iβm banned from the library :(
NO TINTS ON THE WINDOWS NO NOTHING
I am not an expert at the sex, im sorry
oh, they was trying for a son alright
ISNT IT STEP ONE TO CHECK THE SURROUNDINGS!?
anyways thanks for listening to my mundane adventures that I never asked for
afterwards they probably saw me because they fucking BOLTED outta there
like this is one of the stories where it seems like I made it up for the gram but man, I just wanted to enjoy my nuggies :/
hey so this is kinda crazy so I had to immediately tell Bluesky
eating lunch in my car on break, a Kia soul parks next to me with a man and woman inside. they *didnt* check their surroundings EVEN THOUGH THEY PARKED NEXT TO ME and the girl just started giving head to the dude with maximum vigor
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lay it all out sis
do it you wonβt
broccoli is sooooo fucking good
Average swooning comment
Ayyyyyyy you look amazing! Hope you having fun out there!
Hell yeah bro!!!
in case youβre ever wondering what a celestial level rocket raccoon does in your ranked games (itβs me im the rocket)
chivalry IS NOT DEAD as you can see, donβt @ me
in honor of international womenβs day
here is leon s kennedy shooting ada wong free, but also not catching her as she falls and breaks both ankles and spine?????????????????
very white washed and gentrified with βthoseβ people who lived in the suburb fences their whole lives
you also canβt tell them that because it upsets them
hey donβt move to Boston thatβs ALL thatβs here
Happy international womenβs day β¨πΉπ«°π½
whoβs dinner am I buying?????
real talk, whatβs the point of having a Bluesky acct if you deactivate every other day
personally I deepthroat my bananas
βis coke or pepsi ok?β
actually no, immediate dr pepper or i go to an establishment that serves such fine beverages
bonus!!!!
normal people: lungs
Me: π
maybe this is a sign today will be filled with love π
