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Home of the STOP F*CKING LYING pins. https://mattanapkin.com/product/stop-fcking-lying-pins/

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I love drawing at night.

22.02.2026 08:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Here's a little thing I drew for you.

19.02.2026 03:53 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

“The Bakery” is the amazing team behind all the animations we’ve been sharing… and “The Abdoo” is my tremendous wife who is currently missing somewhere in our house.

17.02.2026 03:46 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Thanks for all the kind notes! My team expects the confetti lung to clear up by mid-April.
PS. Bad Bunny was pretty fantastic.

10.02.2026 01:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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People shouldn't care to hear my opinion about soup. I'm just a dumb-dumb-dummy... I didn't know soup was something real until I was in my mid-50s. I'll have an opinion about soup later and I look forward to sharing it with everyone at the Campbell's Chunky Soup Performance & Urgent Care Center.

04.02.2026 19:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Call your Reps! 212-224-3121

28.01.2026 20:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It's easy. Leave a message and be very clear where you stand.

27.01.2026 20:40 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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A new week is coming. If you don’t feel sad, angry, or hopeless, you’re not human. Show up. Check in with each other. And call your reps: 212-224-3121. Do what you can today.
*Here’s some napkin-ness.

26.01.2026 01:35 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Here's a "movie version" of the last one!
#telemarketing

24.01.2026 22:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Be safe. Here's something silly.

24.01.2026 22:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This is Matta Napkin #1646

23.01.2026 17:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I am a font of knowledge.

22.01.2026 23:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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22.01.2026 02:41 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Here's your Monday Napkin on Tuesday.

21.01.2026 01:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Enough is Enough

16.01.2026 17:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Wednesday Wisdom

14.01.2026 17:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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With everything feeling so difficult, it feels silly to be drawing on napkins. I do it because it’s fun, and sometimes it makes Rose laugh. Take a little bit of your day to do something nice or ridiculous… for the people you love. Don’t give in to hopelessness. It’s nice having you all around.

09.01.2026 20:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Keeping it blue.

07.01.2026 18:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Release the TrumpStein Files unredacted as required by law!

06.01.2026 03:36 👍 2519 🔁 1005 💬 66 📌 33
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This is really turning into a bullshit year.

06.01.2026 00:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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xo

05.01.2026 04:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I've never been more relaxed.

30.12.2025 20:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Be careful out there Michigan! #bombcyclone

29.12.2025 21:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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NOTHING COMES DOWN UNTIL THE 1st!

28.12.2025 19:10 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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May all your wishes semi-come true! 💝

27.12.2025 20:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trying to watch what I eat over the holidays. xo

26.12.2025 22:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My annual posting of 7-year-old John Matta’s night-before-Christmas letter to Santa. I remember being the last one upstairs that night, loudly sliding it under his plate of cookies. Penmanship-wise, very little has changed.

25.12.2025 03:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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If you get a chance, post a picture of your favorite ornament!

23.12.2025 23:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This has been one hell of a hecking year. Celebrate whenever and however you can! #festivus

23.12.2025 15:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE HOLIDAY LIGHTS OF GLENDALE!
#onlyinglendale

23.12.2025 03:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0