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Just a dog dad trying to live a better life. More of a socialist than a democrat, but will take what I can get. Everyone deserves to have a good life. Ally to LGBTQ+, BIPOC, sex workers any marginalized community Please no DMs

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Krokus - Screaming in the Night (Official Video)
Krokus - Screaming in the Night (Official Video) YouTube video by KrokusVEVO

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22.02.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They didn't think about the same sex couples either. While 80-90% of women in heterosexual marriages may still take their spouse's name, same-sex couples often create new, combined names or keep their own. And, dare I say, they tend to lean left more than right.

12.02.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a wonderful gesture from a good human.

28.01.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's no such thing as a bad pizza or a bad taco. Some just have toppings you may not like.

You can eat pizza or tacos at every meal and never run out of options.

28.01.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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As I said in my weekend video on my Substack page yesterday....

25.01.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1595 πŸ” 377 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 11

I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal

25.01.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 21215 πŸ” 4278 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 84

Appears to be this intersection: maps.app.goo.gl/dbDyCRSQmD8a...

08.12.2025 17:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think this has been reposted enough. Everyone needs to see it.

28.06.2025 13:52 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He did suggest we could make millions with this on T-shirts and mugs, but his best thought was russian nesting dolls with this face. I'm still trying to figure out if he knows MAGA is a Russian puppet org.

26.06.2025 02:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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One of me mostly MAGA friends that I shared this with laughed. Made me feel like there's hope. He hadn't seen it since FOX doesn't show it.

26.06.2025 02:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm on a few of these and have had to pay out of pocket and I've never had the prices be that high. I'm assuming there's some cherry picked pricing here. Yes, we pay too much for medication, but this doesn't seem accurate.

04.04.2025 05:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Am I the only one who thinks the #50501 protests should be done as a toga party?

I mean, who doesn't love a toga party, and thinking about Caesar's death, it just seems to work.

04.04.2025 05:32 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure they will blame this on Gretchen Whitmer

29.03.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€”

27.03.2025 18:58 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The obsession with lower taxes is to feed their greed. They don't care about the country or making anything better. They live in a bubble that isolates them from reality.

11.03.2025 14:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2025 02:55 πŸ‘ 19696 πŸ” 6671 πŸ’¬ 286 πŸ“Œ 302

It seems he inherited his father's command of the English language.

05.03.2025 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely this!!!

24.02.2025 01:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

22.02.2025 22:14 πŸ‘ 79188 πŸ” 17147 πŸ’¬ 1284 πŸ“Œ 1008
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You won’t eradicate us with your hate and executive orders. #stoptheoligarchy

21.01.2025 23:37 πŸ‘ 6601 πŸ” 1230 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 34

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

18.02.2025 23:06 πŸ‘ 67378 πŸ” 17436 πŸ’¬ 1852 πŸ“Œ 745

Add Meeeeee!!!

12.02.2025 22:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I seem to have been blockenheimered today. Yay!

09.02.2025 04:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately it is, and some wonder why they get targeted

17.01.2025 04:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Please let us make it longer and with a better ending.

But I will take 52 days if the snapback is severe enough to make them all go away.

17.01.2025 04:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Have a blessed day πŸ™ ✨️

05.01.2025 19:11 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

Nice uplifting message. More empathy and understanding. While I always hope for everyone to live with love and harmony, disagreements will happen. With more empathy, you disagreement is less likely to turn into hate.

05.01.2025 19:18 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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10.11.2024 15:59 πŸ‘ 1655 πŸ” 496 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 47
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Elon doesn’t like this photo, so don’t πŸ˜‰ repost this photo.

Resisters, πŸ˜‰
you know what to do.. 😝

28.12.2024 23:46 πŸ‘ 3277 πŸ” 2752 πŸ’¬ 304 πŸ“Œ 158

Someone needs to make a "Let's Go Darwin" t-shirt.

29.12.2024 22:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0