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@tiredhottakes

You can’t get mad at me, I’m disabled. I’m also a woman with absolutely no patience. Never got my pen license. I’ve been writing unlicensed all this time. Inner West, Sydney, Australia

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Video appears to show U.S. cruise missile striking Iranian school compound The seven-second video was released by Iranian state media and directly contradicts statements made by President Trump, who said Iran was responsible for the strike.

The Iranian girls’ school was hit by a US tomahawk cruise missile. NPR has confirmed the footage.

09.03.2026 17:21 👍 596 🔁 306 💬 12 📌 64
A Stayz Facebook ad for a Cottage in Palestine

A Stayz Facebook ad for a Cottage in Palestine

The map in the link showing it is Palestine, Texas, USA.

The map in the link showing it is Palestine, Texas, USA.

What?? Oh. Right.

09.03.2026 22:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How is he not in jail yet, seriously

09.03.2026 22:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s a spot on assessment

09.03.2026 22:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hahaha for sure

09.03.2026 22:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It would be great if this stuff mattered to One Nation voters but most of them vote on vibes

09.03.2026 21:51 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

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American nonsense

09.03.2026 13:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wordle 1,725 4/6

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Oof. Not a good one.

09.03.2026 13:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s very funny that Facebook advertising is clearly serving this up to me because of my age, assuming I’m a quiet middle aged mum who dreams of being a little bit outlandish one day but without consequences but. No. I commit to insane hair colours like I am committed to breathing oxygen.

09.03.2026 09:56 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s very lucky that the only fuel I need is love

09.03.2026 08:44 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Oh wow!

09.03.2026 07:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Huh! Legit the first I’m hearing that it is even a thing. The more you know.

09.03.2026 06:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

An Minimum Supply Guarantee for toilet paper will be legislated under a government I lead

09.03.2026 06:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I genuinely didn’t know we had a minimimumumum stock obligation

09.03.2026 05:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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"Famine balls" sounds like a seasonal term for blue balls.

Begorrah, tis so long since I've had me shillelagh stroked by a buxom lass, me poor sliotars are aching like two Protestant souls in hell. Famine balls is what you might call them!

... yes, I'd say "Famine Balls" probably is offensive.

08.03.2026 21:37 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0
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Finally best him again, but only because he is sick. What a victory, taking my husband’s crown when he is at his weakest

08.03.2026 13:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Strands #736
“Cute enough to eat”
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Weird

08.03.2026 13:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Connections
Puzzle #1002
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Corny

08.03.2026 13:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wordle 1,724 4/6

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Well then

08.03.2026 13:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tired: ‘That guy’s a dick’
Inspired: ‘He’s a Limnias malicerta’

07.03.2026 23:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Strands #735
“That time of year again”
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Humph

07.03.2026 13:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New Zealander, watching the cricket, posts on BlueSky: “Only four more overs in this innings.”

Americans flood the replies: “They’re called outs not overs and there are only ever three of them per innings. Don’t watch if you don’t understand the rules.”

07.03.2026 06:14 👍 84 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 4

Strands #734
“Nice glasses!”
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Ugh

06.03.2026 14:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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OK

06.03.2026 14:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wordle 1,722 6/6

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Oh! Righto.

06.03.2026 14:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The photo with this article has the most nightmarish "we saw you across the bar" vibes I've ever seen

06.03.2026 07:49 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Hahaha awesome

06.03.2026 07:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And old!

06.03.2026 05:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I sent this to my children

06.03.2026 05:17 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I think to assume he wasn’t would be utterly unthinkable

06.03.2026 03:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0