🔞Evil and intimidating Ardence 🔞

i mean this in a nice way

hello, freaks.

hello chat. who's thinking of naked elves today. I know I am

ard in his ishgard whore era

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ardence luxuria in situations on this account. it will happen soon.

I've reclaimed this account through the power of the virtual private network. the govt can eat my entire ass

PUSSY EATERS UNITED 🤝

is this a common thing? I've never seen it before but I wouldnt be surprised if it was

just saw a fic unironically use the word fuckmeat to describe a cock. is it over for the human race

how are my freaks doing today

these are treated as real, genuine issues instead of dunking on the xiv fandom's clown of the week. idk man

individuals can do what they want, ofc. but acting like everyone else is the problem for spreading things when you yourself are doing just that in the face of your perceived justice is just not very clever.

this is not to make light of issues that happen within this space, at all. all I wish is >

i feel like this is a spicier take which is why im posting it here. but every single time something happens there are the same people commenting their unique takes on it and then saying "god this fandom never stops!!!" as if broadcasting it to their hundreds of followers isnt making it worse

do you ever think that the people who feel the need to weigh in on every single piece of "drama" that hits the xiv fandom ever consider that they're actually making stuff like this happen more often

basically if you're a bottom you're getting all your needs fulfilled and he'll go and make you breakfast right after too. also i say pillow princesses in a gender neutral way because everyone got needs

in case you didn't know ardence luxuria is eorzea's most prolific service top. and his favourite food is pillow princesses

does he like fishing. I feel like a fishing trip with him would go unbelievably hard

consensually ofc. no shade to the other side but he ain't strong enough for that

not to be dramatic but I need leif to be used and taken advantage of.

I still love all of my OCs and I love making basic shots and shitposts. But I think I'm obsessing over my more "serious"/lore poses in a way that I don't with anything else and I don't want it to get unhealthy.

If you actually read my screaming into the void here, thank you 💙♥️

On top of feeling like I'm getting worse at it, nothing gets as much traction on here as it used to. I know it's silly to form judgements based on how many people on social media decide to press a button but it feels like it backs up my own concerns with my creations lol

Maybe I'll take a break from gposing. I haven't been particularly happy with anything I've posed in a while now and that feeling sucks

eldence naked.

A tender moment ❤️💙

(poses taken by @carbymother)

I see them going at it and I'm like hell yeah!!!!! Good for them!!!!!!

They used to have seven children because of this. Now they only have 3 and they have them much later. But yeah hope you enjoyed this thread about my OCs breeding kinks

This is what happens when you yearn for your best friend for literal years and cannot stop fucking as soon as you do it for the first time

They use contraceptives of course. El knows a spell or a potion or two that'll stop her from getting preggo but sometimes they get too into it and forget

Happy late mother's day. Ard and El both have an insatiable breeding kink btw.

Every time I see these two they're having the time of their lives

Ard serving his master dutifully and gently and very hands-on while Leif is reluctant but slightly forceful...... I need a lie down