Bath time⦠ah!
Bath time⦠ah!
Everything old is new again
BARBIE: an uncanny, pink odyssey that knows exactly what is is and sticks its many tonal landings. A win all around, but especially for Margot Robbie, America Ferrera, Ryan Gosling, the art of production design and practical effects, and Greta THEE Gerwig
In a line for a 9:20 showing of Barbie⦠the movies are BACK baby!
The next thing you know, weβre like out on the middle of the π . This guy, this captain guy π§ββοΈ, was right out on the π ROWING AWAY π£ββοΈ . Like, π£ from the π€. I was like, where is that π§ββοΈ going? And he just kept π£ββοΈ π£ π£ββοΈ
Boys on my left side, boys on my right side
I love Rebecca Ferguson because sheβs been in everything but my parents will never be able to know her name
For Lucy was letting loose.
Mx Dalloway said theyβd get the ketamine themself.
BeyoncΓ© was at the BK Library and Robert Pattinson was at Cmon Everybodyβ¦
It's not just the lack of respect for creativity and the process (I've had a founder once say to a team of creatives that a degree in the arts is a waste of time lol). It's also a specific lack of respect for labor, fueled by a growth mindset that is simply unsustainable.
And recently thereβs been an obvious shift to leaders wanting AI to write first drafts of scripts and copy and have someone βpolishβ the sludge it pumps out, which just adds up to hiring fewer people for less money.
When I started my first job writing for a tech start-up (fun weather forecasts!) a VC tried to pitch me how to make my job automated. That was in 2014.
A lot of people have scoffed at βthey are trying to replace you with machinesβ butβ¦. they are trying to replace you with machines.
Carrie standing in a bike lane. Nicole Ari Parker dancing. A recursive movement to Charlotteβs SATC line about modeling for the Ralph Loren store in New Haven. Sarita Choudhury going as Padma Lakshmi for Halloween. Dick from Van Wilder using a penis pump. The hits keep coming!
STRIKING SUMMER
This weekβs AJLT referencing steam room cruising and featuring the Tall Gayβ¦ they have their finger on the pulse again!!!
One of two dudes who try to catch the shark in JAWS saying he is using his wifeβs βholiday roastβ as bait in the beginning of Julyβ¦ thatβs a mystery I will one day solve
The Chekhovβs air tank in JAWS
It was a blue night tonight
Obvi Iβmβ¦ a FFIX girl
Why are the majority of characters like⦠nondescript humans? Whatever happened to my adorable black mages and fierce, tall humanoid animals?
What ever happened to FUN? God, Iβm so bored I could dieβ¦
wiLL sOmEoNE wEaR mE tO tHe fAIR?
Just another place to be perceived
Just a lil wedding photo preview
Keke Palmer is one of our greatest stars. She has wit, grace, and authenticity that is unmatched by her peers. She once gagged Wendy Williams on her own stage. I believe in Keke Palmer.
She likes the sound of her own voice itβs true
Legit the only thing going for it is the quick connect via your Instagram network for a quick release of that sweet sweet serotonin
Grimace wasnβt seen in public for nearly a decade. He was last seen in person in at a Phillies game in 2012 and reappeared at the 2020 Thanksgiving Day Parade. His aunts and Uncle OβGrimacey, creator of the Shamrock Shake, are missing. I asked questions and was told I donβt have rank.