All the flowers I saw in my garden today
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All the flowers I saw in my garden today
A news update that reads: Trump not 'in the mood' to negotiate with Iran Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, Trump said he's "not too much in the mood to negotiate" with Iran. "I've been negotiating. I told them to do the deal," Trump said. "They should have done the deal."
But we can’t have a woman president. What if her mood gets moody and moods a global thermoodnuclear war?!
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
Baby tapir Ume had her first encounter with the water dish and it’s adorable! 🥰
They won't fit in the router but I'll keep trying
20 eggs for $4.20 in Ireland
You too eh
A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
You were so good! But shut up about the heritage, people will ruin it with their greasy fingers or rub it on their shoes 😂
The Lidl adventure aisle got me good and proper today. I'm not unhappy about it
Hahaha incredible prices. I'm in Ireland, I could post you some?
Ok but I'm very on board for savoury lozenges
Works great on Amazon Music! Love the podcast.
The USA loves to criticise the UK's coffee, but all the worst coffee I've had has been here in the USA. Like this Americano I'm struggling to drink right now because its 5am and it cost me $6. Gross.
Finally, my new Gamer Shirt arrived
Fucking adorable tbh
Local council telling it like it is (or was last night)
I am just trying to get the wood burning stove going and Google is not helping
Alas! Sometimes the old fashioned way is best. Given my complete lack of any European heritage, I'll be spending a cozy 5 years here in Ireland. Worth it!
Fantastic. Go you. That's why I'm moving to Ireland.
Richard Osman liked my tweet (bleet? bleat?), which I noticed after listening to his entertainment podcast with Marina Hyde back to back for 4h as I drove to the ferry port in Wales. I am never leaving this platform.
"people you should block" starter pack
Oh no, not both! The absence of a poll feature is surely to blame for your terrible fate.
They're good lamps, brent
This evening's plans, courtesy of @richardosman1.bsky.social, Camden Town Brewery, and nHow hotel.
Breakfast at the Aviator in Sywell. Quick and friendly, and includes black pudding, but only one sausage. I can never manage the hash browns.
Alright I'm in. Here's a photo of a breakfast I ate (most of) recently.
