Tyler!

ancestor who discovered alcohol: nice

mold the type of mf to be like “u gon eat that” and not wait for an answer

boomers were so right……. trailing off ominously feels good as fuck……..

why did they name a pokemon All Creamy 😩 😭

every new generation that comes along i develop a new age inappropriate interest

i must accept this as part of myself

apparently rn it’s using wired headphones on an ipod

you would think that this would be an old person thing

but no kids these days are into it

an aspect of adhd they dont tell you about is you will be into things Kids These Days are into while your peers leave you behind

this will keep happening forever

you must not let this make you alienated from people your age

you must love them as they are even when they want to talk about mops

is anybody else hella addicted to which [x] are you quiz websites

i just get a hit of dopamine every time the robot validates how cool i am

i know it is made by some random child that does not know me but i feel seen anyway

IT SHOULDNT HAVE TO BE SAID BUT IT SHOULD BE

😤 AGAINST THE RULES 😤

TO ASK “ARE THEY ON THE TOP HALF OF THE BOARD”

WHEN PLAYING GUESS WHO

i think the best kind of sprinkles are either the rainbow kind that includes lime green and turquoise (aesthetic) the cubes of sugar kind (tasty)

<3 happy for you!! <3

to be clear… they can be of any age… but it feels exactly like a generational gap feels

anyone else feel a weird generational gap with ppl who use chatgpt for everything

just saw a post where someone was complaining it was wrong when calculating probability😭

just use a calculator.. the Statistical Word Generator can’t count the Rs in strawberry

it wasn’t made for this purpose..

YOU’RE SO RIGHT

i get particularly pissed off when something sticks to a nonstick pan

like usually id be like ok whatever things stick to pans sometimes

but if it’s a non stick pan i get so pissed like “🙄more like a yes stick pan amirite fellas 🙄🙄🙄”

They better not!!!!!

not a whole lot of direction provided for if you’re happy and you DON’T know it

or if you’re not happy and you know it

or if you’re not happy and you DON’T know it

clap clap

yall had freeze dried blueberries yet?

fucks me up cuz they taste exactly like crunchberries tm

except they dont cut the roof of your mouth

finally science has gone far enough

MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD COMIC STRIP IS BACK????

when you got a power outtage and theyre like “whatever you do DO NOT open the fucking fridge”

it’s exactly like when bro wasnt allowed to look back at his wife to make sure she was there or she get sent straight to the underworld

i see you are also estimating me incorrectly

nobody estimates me more incorrectly than a bag of frozen pot stickers

steam and then pan fry?

my brother in christ you have gravely admitted to being fully cooked on the packaging

you are going in the microwave for a random amount of time

me, vibrating while looking at a sleeping cat: i want to pet you so bad but i respect you

guys i had a horrible idea called Dark Cereal

and the idea is technically milk is neutral and used for both sweet and savory things

you see where this is going

anyways

chex mix,

never not wanting to play jackbox

me and the parasocial relationship i have with my roomba with googly eyes

listening to that track from The Whirlwind that gets faster and faster while you’re on the bus rly does make you feel like your bus is about to crash

but in a good way

don’t worry before i get any pet neglect comments i did clean him out after this

a photo of my roomba, Optimus Grime he has huge googly eyes it’s deeply shaky

i took this photo of my roomba today and it has the vibe of those photos of peoples pet rats that are too happy on r/rats where they’re like “is my rat okay???”

damn great tip ty

maybe i can finally get this grapefruit down

they really do seem like Tasty Big Orange

But Alas