Next time I tell my therapist I'm fucked up and she asks me why I feel that way about myself - I'm going to show her this text my younger sister randomly sent in the family group chat. Only to wait 45 minutes to say she's kidding and she just wanted our attention.
Can I bill my family for therapy?
Bruh... By the crack of the bat you knew that was a HR before they even cut away.
#WBC
I can't believe I have to root for some of these players on team USA in the #WorldBaseballClassic.
I'm just happy baseball is back on my TV.
#WBC
I have a week long work conference next week, so of course my #1 priority is what am I going to wear every day. 💁🏽♂️💁🏽♂️💁🏽♂️
Now do Pam Bondi!
One of my favorite things about #Paradise is the subtle build up to full blown DRAMATIC covers they put at the end of each episode.
02x01 😭😭😭
#ParadiseHulu
"She flat out just called him a liar"
Ummm yeah... Bc he lied!
#LoveIsBlind
The second Alex showed up looking unkempt. No haircut or grooming - I knew he was a no. Lolol.
#LoveIsBlind #LIB
Mike saying no to Emma at the altar is such bullshit. Not because he wants kids - that's all good and well, but YOU KNEW she wasn't sure before you even proposed, so what a waste of fucking time.
#LoveIsBlind #LIB
I love when my therapist says, "there's no wrong way to handle this".
Yeah, that's the problem, because there doesn't feel like there's a RIGHT way either.
🫠🫠🫠
BIG mewd today.
No one can ever say I'm not an expert multi-tasker.
(Please note which window is larger because.... Duh)
#USABaeball #SFGiants #WorldBaseballClassic
Even by cult standards, this is just bonkers.
A PSA from Thomas Massie:
Grace... You really don't have to keep checking the pulse of these bodies that are CLEARLY dead.
#RE9 #ResidentEvilRequiem #gaymer
Just a regular dude in my tiny crazy person box. Waiting for therapy to start.
#Sundaze
Donald Trump is unilaterally dragging us into another costly and deadly war in the Middle East that the American people don't want. Trump and Hegseth are putting American lives on the line to make themselves feel powerful, while our military families pay the real price.
We really are living in the worst timeline
Correct. Trump has no plan. And even if he had one, it would make no sense.
Have you ever played any other Kojima game? HOURS of cutscenes. Lolol MGS4 has the world record for longest cutscene in a video game.
Idk, but it was offensive!
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not one singular living soul:
My mom in the family group chat: Was I a bad mom?
One of my sisters needs to come get their mother.
Second game of 2026 beat: #KingdomComeDeliverance2 ⚔️
200+ hours on an epic and incredible journey with Henry. Loving the thrill every bit of the way.
#KCD2 #gaymer #AudentesFortunaIuvat
#RE9 asking me to input my age at the very beginning feels like a jump scare before the game even starts.
Did I have any business buying #ResidentEvilRequiem?
Absolutely not, but I can feel myself getting sick and the love of my life Leon might help. I won't be explaining any further.
#gaymer #RE9
If they ever cast #LoveIsBlind in SF and they need extras to attend the wedding - PLEASE choose me. I would pay good money to sit there in suspense, waiting to hear the answers.
Alex just described his scammer future but never included his fiance's name in any of it.
Girl.... Run, don't walk away from this man.
#LoveIsBlind
Dude really has the audacity to be upset that his fiance called out his lies and who he was sleeping with and when, but then wants to know every minute she's on her period?
Fuck all the way off.
#LoveIsBlind
