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Crossing my fingers the estate agent laughs him out of the room for trying to flip a house with glaring maintenance issues.

I learned that an animated cartoon takes about 9-months and multiple are made simultaneously from ’Spongebob: Exposed’ because I wanted to know how they were made.
Unsurprisingly, Twitter users don’t immediately understand something and show no curiosity to find out the answer before replying.

Knuckle-draggers in the comments demanding to know how they’ve produced 450 episodes in just 25 years if each episode takes nearly a year to produce.
I feel like you don’t have to be an industry insider to figure this one out…

Colour-match two articles of clothing that aren’t black, grey or dark navy and the women in your life think you’re the most stylish man who ever lived

@hellocullen.bsky.social Strip Law Good BUT I was on a seven hour car trip and could not stop saying Glalulilem and "Pheasant Under Glass" in a horrid childs falsetto, so-

It’s nice to be on the other side of a cultural phenom coming and going without my notice. I was EXTREMELY AWARE of this one from inception because cartoon.

YOLO is a weirdly well-kept secret. Super funny!

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Okay, Seth Macfarlane made Sir Patrick Stewart say “That is so sigma” and I’m back to smiles

THE MINOR BUT DISTRACTING CHANGES THEY MADE TO THE OPENING SEQUENCE ARE LIKE A HAIR SHIRT!
WHY DO THEY GENTLY TRUCK IN ON THE ESTABLISHING SHOT OF THE HOUSE!!

Happy New American Dad to all who celebrate

Jammed as many jokes about teen idols/mens fashion as possible into this magazine cover
As seen in the latest update to clonehighdoublehelix.blog my #clonehigh webcomic

I always describe what I like about Star Trek as ‘people having interesting conversations in rooms or a hallway’.

HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER
THERE’S NO WORLD WHERE I GIVE MY NUMBER TO MR BEASTS LATEST BOONDOGGLE

Lightheaded from laughing at this look of bewilderment and disgust Gene Siskel has watching a clip from The Neverending Story

watching Seed of Chucky and realising this is the third movie I’ve seen with sperm swimming toward an egg over the opening credits. One is a Best Picture nominee and the other was the 4th highest grossing American a movie of 1989.
Three timeless classics!

Given the use of GenAI among political parties and all that entails, your periodic reminder that we have an Open Letter signed by over 20 AI experts calling on AI regulation. So far only the Green Party has committed to this. Please share among your networks and sign if you haven't already #nzpol

I just finished reading the book and the back half is all about how Fantasy shouldn't be mere escapism and wish-fulfillment. What I liked most was that although it was whimsical, there were also stakes and a cost to everything.
I didn't want Artax to die either but this is embarrassing.

shanley tucci @markpopham.bsky... ORSON WELLES: and what is, what is your CONCERN for me, sir? INTERVIEWER: *inaudible* WELLES: that l... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT. [replying] shanley tucci @markpopham.bsky.social ORSON WELLES: as for KILLING me.... well they may TRY. they may certainly TRY. many have! December 28, 2023 at 10:00 PM

I love this terrible tagline from the poster:
'T for entertainmenT (spelled backwards)'

Here's a context-free clip of Hans Conried that nearly killed me

It's never been confirmed by the Simpsons staff that Sideshow Bob got his surname from Dr Terwilliker but having a child-nemesis named Bart is a pretty big coincidence!

The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T - Sleeping In The DUNGEONS YouTube video by Archibald Asparagus

Hans Conried is best known as the voice of Disneys Captain Hook but it';s criminal that Hollywood never figured out how to use him onscreen. Every line of dialogue is delivered from the nostrils at fever pitch!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML9P...

Introduced my Schlock movie club to 'The 5000 Fingers of Dr T'
An extravagant soundstage musical about a supervillain piano teacher, featuring set design and lyrics by Dr Seuss in his only foray into live-action films in his lifetime.

Do you eat a pie like cake, soup or an apple?

first dinner didn’t count. zero savouring. getting another.

Climbing above the clouds at sunset is incredible.
Oh, it’s a hum-drum drab grey day in Wellington- WRONG! Natures Wonders Abound.

Good thing nobody is sitting next to me. I didn’t have time to change out the clothes I was wearing to help Granny move house.

Just scarfed an entire Gnocchi dinner (beverage and dessert) in about 60 seconds to run all the way across Wellington airport, as the Italians might have had they also planned an airport dinner poorly.

Surely you can speak to the landlord or even noise control. I’m staying at a friends place and a neighbour told us off for playing a movie too loud. It’s your God Given Right to tattle!