Maria S.

i pay for your drinks and you slander my correct opinions on god’s internet

I love my country Philadelphia

I did it. It was obscenely expensive. I don’t regret it.

Let’s say you have a 13 hour flight to New Zealand and an opportunity to upgrade to Delta One from Premium Economy. Your current cabin class does not have lay flat seats. It’s a 13 hour flight. How much would you be willing to pay to upgrade to Delta One?

new community building hobby

passed multiple women in the airport watching taylor swift on new heights on ipads like it was game film

quick jaunt in london before it’s back to dc 🤢

did not achieve

my goal for the day is to stay awake for three consecutive hours

might drink some wine, conquistador a country, tbd

Exactly!!

also i love the little people movers they look like little aliens

the severance fan in me absolutely loves dulles

2nd american restaurant 2nd is Chef Daniel Lindley’s continued homage to the American family meal.

they were fantastic.

2ndamerican.com

2nd american restaurant 2nd is Chef Daniel Lindley’s continued homage to the American family meal.

2ndamerican.com

just went to a restaurant in chattanooga that serves mashed potatoes as soon as you sit down, in lieu of bread

yahtzee baby

four ads in a row sandwiched between friends’ food stories… a rich text

i think my instagram wants me to lose weight y’all

really not loving the look that is my leaving dc the weekend of pride to go to nashville, which just so happens to be hosting cma fest

I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business

Hey Judy! She was my best friend! Thanks for worrying about policing my behavior, maybe you should worry about yourself :)

Wait I love this so much thank you 😭💕

It was sorely fucking needed.

baptism by fire baby

and by “insane take” i mean “insane story” but there were also some insane takes too im sure

I have been considering dropping this lore for some time now and I feel enough time has passed

true story: i met up with @athensgrease.bsky.social in nyc the next weekend and told him this at our very first meeting. he was polite enough to take this insane take on the chin and remain my friend

when i say “2024 was tough” i mean “one of my closest friends of nearly a decade threatened to harm me after i told his now-ex wife that he had been cheating on her for the better part of five years, and that wasn’t even in the top three worst things that happened”

what I loved most in may was what i didn’t share