The Museumfolk

*weeps over my pile of General Facility Reports*

I've already made a wishlist to see what's covered by insurance.

I'm hitting my health insurance's out-of-pocket maximum in the third week of the new year. How should I take advantage of this silver lining to an otherwise terrible situation?

Workplace goals for my first year in the new job? Update our collection numbering system from a concept of a numbering system to an actual numbering system.

The registrar weeps quietly at her desk. "I can't understand what I've done to deserve this," she whispers.

But the database continues to export only the first page of her collection report.

Coworker: how many cups of tea have you had today?
Me: why don't you worry about yourself?

My new boss keeps calling me a fucking nerd. I knew I would like it here.

Heyyyy....... does anyone know of resources for someone who recently found out they have endometriosis?

Life is weird. I get a great new job which I love and move to a super cool new city but also develop a health issue that sometimes causes so
much pain that I can't fall asleep. The universe was like "let's even some of this shit out."

Don't tell anyone at my old job, but I have felt more optimistic about my future in the last 3 weeks at my new job than I did in the last 2 years at the old place.

"not smelling funny" is apparently an uncommon criteria for selecting an apartment. Either that or my leasing agents aren't used to such refreshing honesty.

TRIUMPHANTLY UNEMPLOYED

I keep having to remind myself that leaving a long-time job can lead to its own type of grief. It's complicated and unpredictable and totally normal.

It's okay to cry every time you tell a coworker that you're leaving.

Trying to tie up loose ends after being at a job for 8+ is.....a lot.

Sometimes it is VERY hard to tell coworkers that you're leaving even if they understand and it's to move on to bigger and better things.

Nothing says "totally ready to move across the country" like getting into a car accident. I'm fine but my baby (car) is not.

Okay. I'm gonna do it. I'm quitting my job tomorrow. Not a joke, not a drill. I'm going to have a very professional conversation followed by an email to begin the end of my employment.

People who've moved long distances in the US (2,000+ miles), what advice do you have for me?

So, if I take this job offer (which I will unless my fierce negotiating tactics backfire and they rescind), I have to move ever so far away. Which I've done before but never with actual furniture. I have no idea how to do this.

In the job hunt, my experiences have run the gamut and I've been ghosted after interviews but I've never been ghosted AT the interview. Until now :(

Would it be wrong to start connecting with Republicans on dating apps to see if I can explain "tariff," "appropriated funds," or "separation of church and state" to them?

I am taking the high road purely out of spite.

What an excellent point.

ULINE? More like ewline.

Every April, we celebrate Independent Bookstore Day to remind us how vital indie bookstores are to our communities and society. It’s a day of joy and solidarity, and significant financial impact for these bookstores. This year, Amazon is undercutting that with a “Book Sale” on the same day—a calculated move by a company that has already put half the bookstores in the country out of business, controls over 60% of the market and sells far more books than all indie bookstores combined. The people at Amazon responsible for the timing of their "Book Sale" should be ashamed, but they are shameless.

Man, this is a pretty fucking gross move from Amazon, huh? Good on @bookshop.org for not mincing words, though:

Sloths should not give interior decorating advice

A registrar relies on the 3 C's: communication, creativity, and attention to detail.

9:04- send a panicked email to a colleague because you can't find a document that you think was deleted when a colleague left.
9:07 - send an embarrassed email to said colleague because you found the document.

The results are a goddam delight.