From now on, all billionaires should be assumed to be pedophiles until they prove otherwise.
01.02.2026 00:33
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From now on, all billionaires should be assumed to be pedophiles until they prove otherwise.
Possibly also "the worst white in history"?
Side note: 10/10 on the chimney sweep makeup.
Sounds like every HR recruiter I’ve ever been plagued to work with. (Before you “not all HR…” me, I’m talking about my specific workplace of 15+ years, OK?)
The indifference, ignorance, and incompetence of this outcome is a new level of nihilistic depravity.
We can walk and chew gum at the same time. It’s not just the Cheeto’s motivation we have to dial into. It’s the whole crazy cult.
What midterms?
She’s my senator and I generally support her, but Warren needs to learn to walk and chew gum at the same time.
Touring the facilities and picking up slack.
What billionaire is Golden hoping to work for?
Appreciate your sensitivity and any (understandable) ambivalence. I can't imagine the calculus involved in covering this stuff ethically.
Please implore Jeffries to whip the vote.
Why aren't you whipping the ICE vote? Wake up, man. We're already in overtime.
1,000 points to Ravenclaw.
Whatever is in the Epstein Files is so explosive that the leaders of the Department of Justice are openly breaking the law every day to keep us from seeing it. (Just a reminder amongst all the other stuff flying around.)
Impeach the regime. Abolish ICE.
Please walk and chew gum at the same time. Abolish ICE and impeach the regime!
Release the #Epstein files. #Impeach the cheetoh and his whole cabinet. Abolish #ICE and seize the assets of every last #Mar-a-Lago faced failed housewife and every #looksmaxxing failed son and send that money to public libraries and community health centers.
There is a version of American manhood not based on zero-sum terror we’d do well to revive before it dies out entirely. youtube.com/watch?v=xf8a...
“The average lunatic”
#Epstein
#EpsteinFiles
Please walk and chew gum at the same time. You are banking on elections that will never happen if the insurrection act is invoked. Wake up.
Follow ups could include questions about the spray tan schedule, most effective hair interventions, suit alteration strategy, frequency of teeth bleaching, etc.
This is an insanely vain man. Why does no one ask about his approach to self presentation??
“Mr. President, can you please respond to the many independent yet consistent reports that your body odor is so strong as to make being in your presence unbearable?”
Please please please will someone at a live press event just ask him to respond to the many reports that he smells bad?
U.S. billionaires got an astounding $1.5 TRILLION richer in the first year of Trump's second term.
Remember — this is happening as they get even more tax cuts in exchange for the social safety net being cut for everyone else.
"New Golden Age" for who?
Protest sign idea: 1st draft…
“We, who seven years ago
Talked of honour and of truth,
Shriek with pleasure if we show
The weasel’s twist, the weasel’s tooth… we traffic in mockery.” Yeats, poems.com/poem/ninetee...
