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mars πŸ’«

@theemilkdud

29, they/them. jersey babe. i love wrasslin’. that’s mainly what i talk about here. and random stuff, i’m still figuring this life shit out. πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

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Douki dropping new meme content πŸ˜… πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

07.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think so! I’m in section 12 and based on the preview I saw, looks like I’ll have a great vantage point. And the price was *chefs kiss*

06.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

indie wrestling is great because the biggest pop of the night will be for Mr. Pizza, who powers up like Popeye if you hand him a slice

06.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

Got my DoN tickets!!!

06.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

rebuking this so the universe doesn’t try some funny shit 😭

06.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll take this over an unnecessary new season of Firefly.

06.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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ME pretending i love my job even though i am putting my resume out there

05.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Ooh yeah, I’m fine with waiting lol

05.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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ICYMI, we've got some exciting events coming up, exclusively for the Heels community! Our monthly events are virtual, so you can join from anywhere!

Sunday March 22 @ 8pm - Jamie Hayter 🌼
Monday April 6 @ 8pm - A surprise guest for April Fools 😈

Join the fun: AllEliteHeels.com

05.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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***GUEST ANNOUNCEMENT***

We have a special roundtable episode dropping tomorrow discussing the current indie wrestling landscape, specifically through a queer and POC lens, featuring Noah Veil , @billydixon.bsky.social, @darksheik.bsky.social & @sugardunkerton.bsky.social.

05.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I was thinking Thekla and Kris could literally be having a press conference instead but since it was just announced idk what they might do in a few shows.

05.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me pls!!

05.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao a good reminder that I need to learn the rules of tennis too

05.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
How to TALK to a RACIST: A Practical Guide

The image is of a young black girl delivering an absolutely devastating german suplex to a Klansman.

How to TALK to a RACIST: A Practical Guide The image is of a young black girl delivering an absolutely devastating german suplex to a Klansman.

Look at that form. Misawa would be proud. πŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

05.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 411 πŸ” 138 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 6

It’s so funny that my first time going to this tennis stadium is gonna be for wrestling, maybe I’ll see a tennis game afterwards πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Love that 😊 I’m anxiously waiting for the Heels section to become available

05.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice!

05.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Btw here’s the February numbers for #AEW women’s wrestling time: 1 hour, 47 minutes. Longest and Shortest matches were Thekla features, 14 minutes with Stat in the Strap match and a 39 second squash 🀼.

05.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He took away a woman's main event for a trios match DURING THE FIRST DYNAMITE OF WOMENS MONTH

Willow and Harley are in the fucking shadow realm after their title match with a weird finish

What the fuck is he doing?? We are like a week away from a pay-per-view

05.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Your schedule for this week? Filled with PWHL hockey πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

03.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

those "poorly drawn cartoon pfps" are keeping your stupid site alive

05.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 240 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
Top image, orange Cassidy coming out between a Tron that looks like it says "freshly orange squeezed cassidy" (it says freshly squeezed orange Cassidy)

Bottom image, rick from the walking dead looking confused and saying "freshly orange squeezed cassidy"?

Top image, orange Cassidy coming out between a Tron that looks like it says "freshly orange squeezed cassidy" (it says freshly squeezed orange Cassidy) Bottom image, rick from the walking dead looking confused and saying "freshly orange squeezed cassidy"?

05.03.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

I deffo have to go to DoN the ppvs are getting unhinged lol

05.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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EXCLUSIVE:
An enraged @hangmanpage.bsky.social is more focused than ever for his Texas Death Match for the AEW World Title against MJF – but as for the AEW World Trios Championship, he's called in reinforcements to team with JetSpeed vs The Don Callis Family at #AEWRevolution!

05.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 16

Okay bet I need to catch up omg everything is making my head spin lol

05.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No worries I should be sleep too but I’m excited to see 😁

05.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right… so every match at Revolution is actually vexing me because what is this now?? Anyways, Mistico kill Okada for me please and thank you πŸ™πŸΎ

05.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait…. hook me up too pls idk the lore πŸ˜…

05.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Aaaaaaaaand now I’m stressed for this title match too 😩

05.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*UPDATE: It worked. #AEWDynamite

05.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0