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“I’d say I hated it, but I’d be Laing,” is one of my favorite Filipino-by-marriage dad jokes.

Cropped group photo with a man and woman seated in front of Baekhyun. The word Baekhyun is in the upper left of the image.

I’ll never forget how he BEAMED at my wife when she walked by during the hi wave. Maybe it was her, maybe it was her We Are One bag (this was prior to shit getting worse).

And then I had a genuine “Oh my god he’s behind me, isn’t he?” moment and all I could muster was a measly thumbs up. 🤣

it goes underdiscussed that leavitt is genuinely a terrible spokesperson; her whole, entire job is to sell the president's message to the public and she is comically awful at it. i'll give her that the president's message is usually incoherent and insane, but, still

Another “should be a holiday” day.

Ahsoka cameo:

“Rotta?”

*crosses arms*

“I knew him as Stinky.”

*nods sternly*

"We're in a completely different era of Star Wars now."

Boy howdy you are.

Also, if he says "Don't call me Stinky!" at some point, I might get mad. Dunno why.

Being that jacked and giving up both hands to dual-wielding axes doesn't seem like sound strategy. He should be able to grab and pummel too.

Why does it feel like Star Wars creatives have so many "How do we make something up that doesn't contradict this other thing we also made up?" quotes?

it says a lot about us, none of it good, that we chose a leader with not a single redeeming quality: stupid? yup. corrupt? absolutely. dishonest? to his core. violent? maybe the most violent ever. any ability to empathize with people? none. baseline level of regard for human life? not even a skosh.

Mace Windu in the Jedi Council chamber

"You are on this council. But we will not certify you as a forklift operator."

Something I've wondered: Is "binary load lifter" a cheeky George space name for a forklift?

Gonna need that helmet PC.

I hate this with every fiber of my being and also lmao at all the clips looking like they were taken from cam rips.

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

I mean, I was mildly familiar with your game. I loved “Love Me Harder” back in 2020.

WOODZ, I apologize. I was not familiar with your game.

New top contender for album of the year right here.

“Alex Rodriguez? The Minnesota Timberwolves co-owner?”

I love when civil Tim gets super salty.

(But I hate what moves you to get super salty.)

Uh, yay, I guess, but he also sucks ass and that Shield thing sounds ominous and/or stupid.

How I arrived on Bluesky

[SEA Pop]
"Unang Kilig" by BINI, out now.

I agree with everyone who has said that's either Craig T. Nelson or David Strathairn, but also I think AI George Washington should act like he was just dropped into 2026.

"WHAT CURSED MADNESS IS THIS?!!"

*starts musketing everything in sight*

#Moonbyul 3rd Single [REV] - Scheduler #문별 #마마무 #Mamamoo #REV

2026.03.25 6PM (KST)

Uhhhh…holy shit, you guys.

Though now that I’m old I want to rock that Kyle Chandler/Harrison Ford “haircut that looks like you badly need a haircut but also kinda looks good” haircut.

“Don’t be in space and say ‘fuck’ a lot” doesn’t sound like the soundest of strategies for a successful Green Lantern TV show, but what do I know?

A small metal spring sitting on a wood desk

This was stuck in the sole of my shoe.

I literally had a spring in my step.