Submitter's Notes:
"The twist is the fic. Just jump in, no angst, humor, happy ending, perfect. Podfic performed by HappyDaiz"
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Submitter's Notes:
"The twist is the fic. Just jump in, no angst, humor, happy ending, perfect. Podfic performed by HappyDaiz"
Story Tags and Stats Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Kidnapping, But make it meet cute, (there's more to it than that but if I explain I've given away the whole 'plot'), It's very light-hearted and deeply stupid Stats: Published: 2023-02-19; Words: 1,883; Chapters: 1/1; Comments: 56; Kudos: 498; Bookmarks: 48; Hits: 1,842 Word Range: <5K -- <10K, <20K, <50K, <100K, <200K, <300K, <400K, <500K Story Title, Author, and Summary On the Job ElapsedSpiral Summary: “Hi, I’m Ed. I’ll be your kidnapper here today.” * Probably my stupidest modern meet cute yet. Unbetaed ficlet.
On the Job
by ElapsedSpiral
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
1883 Words, one-shot complete
Story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45183853
Podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64817644
Rec'd by: Anonymous
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Submitter's Notes:
"This fic is SO funny. The fact that it is also hot and sweet is a nice bonus. Who doesn't want a fic with a vibrator race in it??? The podfic by Baby_Kraken is also wonderful. No angst, happy ending"
Story Tags and Stats Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Lucius Spriggs, Fang (Our Flag Means Death), Ivan (Our Flag Means Death), Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Edward Bonnet | Stede Bonnet's Father, Stede Bonnet, Mary Allamby Bonnet, Louis Bonnet, Alma Bonnet Additional Tags: Alcohol, Coming Out, Panicking Stede Bonnet, Hangover, Protective Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Idiot for Idiot, Stede's A Runner, no beta we die like calico jack, Tags will update as needed, 5+1 Things, Metal Sculptor Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Pining, Eventual Smut, Stede Is An Unhinged Drunk, Pickle Swallowing Contest Winner, Sensual Jewelry Making, Stede Is Kind of Skittish, Metal work, Someone Needs To Put A Leash On Stede, Prince Charming And His Princess, they kiss SO much, but respectfully, Vibrator Racing, Freya the cat - Freeform, Captain the cat - Freeform, Drunk Hijinks, Frottage, Hand Jobs, Edward Teach Has A Praise Kink, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Has a Big Dick, Unicorn Heist, Jack gets what's coming to him, Captain Sexy Pants Stats: Published: 2024-06-25; Completed: 2024-08-19; Words: 68,983; Chapters: 8/8; Comments: 453; Kudos: 443; Bookmarks: 92; Hits: 7,773 Word Range: 50K-100K -- >5K, >10K, >20K, >50K, <100K, <200K, <300K, <400K, <500K Story Title, Author, and Summary Don't Panic KalansPhantom Summary: While bartending at a friend's bar Ed finds himself with an armful of a very drunk, and very handsome, blonde man and decides the best option to just let him sleep it off. And if the babbling drunk guy is adorable as fuck and tells him he has pretty eyes and princess hair, well, that's just the topper on the cake. Stede wakes up in a strange house, in a strange bed, and a note that simply begins with "DON'T PANIC." Which is a hell of a thing to tell newly out and divorced Stede Bonnet, who immediately does just that. Or
Don't Panic
by KalansPhantom (@kalansphantomff.bsky.social)
Rating: Explicit
68983 Words, multi-chapter complete
Story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56915002/chapters/144721453
Podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57205069
Rec'd by: Anonymous
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Submitter's Notes:
"Canon-era Pleasantville AU posted in 2022. Everything, and everyone, on the Revenge turns to color. Except for Izzy. Charming eventual Steddyhands."
Story Tags and Stats Rating: Mature Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands, Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Israel Hands/Lucius Spriggs Characters: Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Lucius Spriggs, Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Magical Realism, Pleasantville Fusion, Polyamory, Love Confessions, Threesome - M/M/M Stats: Published: 2022-07-20; Completed: 2022-07-20; Words: 8,545; Chapters: 4/4; Comments: 51; Kudos: 505; Bookmarks: 115; Hits: 3,107 Word Range: 5K-10K -- >5K, <10K, <20K, <50K, <100K, <200K, <300K, <400K, <500K Story Title, Author, and Summary Wear Your Love Like Heaven trinityofone Summary: “Where…” Izzy struggles to find his voice and finally manages it. “Where did you find that? Did Bonnet give it to you?” He’s having to stop himself from careening forward and ripping the shirt off Edward’s back. He tries not to notice the way Edward’s face brightens at the mention of Bonnet’s name. “No, it’s mine—one of my two. The other one still looks the same, but when I woke up… Look how fine this is now, Iz!” “It’s…” Izzy’s tongue feels thick but his brain, somehow, provides the word. “ Purple .” (A Pleasantville AU.)
Wear Your Love Like Heaven
by trinityofone
Rating: Mature
8545 Words, multi-chapter complete
Story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40445271/chapters/101321256
Rec'd by: Anonymous
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Story Tags and Stats Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Mother Teach (Our Flag Means Death), Israel Hands, Fang (Our Flag Means Death), Ivan (Our Flag Means Death), Anne Bonny, "Calico" Jack Rackham, Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death), Blackbeard's Crew (Our Flag Means Death) Additional Tags: Romance, Friendship, Grief/Mourning, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Canon-Typical Violence, Eventual Smut, Eventual Happy Ending, Friends to Enemies, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Angst, Stede Bonnet Needs a Hug, Frottage, Hand Job, Kinda cheating, This Only Gets Harder, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Self destruction, Oral Sex, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Anal, Anal Fingering, Drug Abuse, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Needs a Hug, Blackbeard | Edward Teach's Knee Injury, Canonical Character Death, Dark!Stede, Panic Attack, Found Family, i promise eventually there will be a happy ending, Top Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Bottom Stede Bonnet, Heartbreak, Heavy Angst, Suicide Attempt, Body Worship, Scars, Marriage, Plot Twist, Organized Crime, PTSD Stats: Published: 2024-02-11; Completed: 2024-07-15; Words: 130,954; Chapters: 17/17; Comments: 310; Kudos: 194; Bookmarks: 43; Hits: 4,719 Word Range: 100K-200K -- >5K, >10K, >20K, >50K, >100K, <200K, <300K, <400K, <500K Story Title, Author, and Summary I'll Leave A Light On KalansPhantom Summary: In 2010 Edward Teach found fame in his early thirties and his first large purchase was a sprawling house set on a hill that his mother had once worked in. He wanted to give her the world now that he had the money to make sure she always had everything she wanted. He was surprised when a Bonnet came through the crumbling wall that surrounded the house, cheerfully greeting him with a sickly sweet confection and a smile that i
I'll Leave A Light On
by KalansPhantom (@kalansphantomff.bsky.social)
Rating: Explicit
130954 Words, multi-chapter complete
Story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53677477
Rec'd by: Anonymous
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Submitter's Notes:
"This fic is so funny and so original. The summary says it all "A deeply stupid modern take on the "Ed wants to steal Stede's identity" idea." Podfic by Kninjaknitter. No angst, happy ending"
Story Tags and Stats Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: This one's extra stupid fellas, Identity theft but make it meet cute, Interior designer!Ed, Metal guitarist!Stede, but also:, Bailiff!Ed, Estate Agent!Stede, and headachey use of dialogue tags but hopefully it mostly makes sense, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Has ADHD Stats: Published: 2022-07-21; Words: 4,937; Chapters: 1/1; Comments: 106; Kudos: 715; Bookmarks: 145; Hits: 3,583 Word Range: <5K -- <10K, <20K, <50K, <100K, <200K, <300K, <400K, <500K Story Title, Author, and Summary Trade Descriptions Act ElapsedSpiral Summary: Ed finds Stede Bonnet's Filofax and tries being Stede Bonnet on for size. It's going okay until he meets the real Stede Bonnet. A deeply stupid modern take on the "Ed wants to steal Stede's identity" idea. Unbetaed.
Trade Descriptions Act
by ElapsedSpiral
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
4937 Words, one-shot complete
Story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40460223
Podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44250574
Rec'd by: Anonymous
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Submitter's Notes:
"Stede is a hair dresser. Ed is a new client. There are twists along the way i don't want to spoil but this fic is beautifully written, sweet, and hot. Minimal angst the lasts less then a chapter."
Story Tags and Stats Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Jim Jimenez, Wee John Feeney, Lucius Spriggs, Oluwande Boodhari, Alma Bonnet, Mary Allamby Bonnet, Fang (Our Flag Means Death), Israel Hands Additional Tags: Modern Era, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Fluff, Attempt at Humor, Down Bad Stede Bonnet, secretly down WORSE edward teach, Hairdresser Stede, Hair Braiding, Head Massage, Touch-Starved Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Eventual Smut, Fastest slow burn, or slowest fast burn, take your pick, Soft Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Hair Washing, hair as identity, Hair-pulling, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Stede Bonnet Has Self-Esteem Issues, Lucius Spriggs Deserves a Raise, yes there's lube before a first kiss i am so sorry, Alcohol, Teenage Alma Bonnet, Wingman Alma Bonnet, Matchmaker Alma Bonnet, First Kiss, Massage, hoo golly these men are in luuurrrve, Found Family, Mild Angst, very quickly resolved, breaking the cycle, Good Parent Stede Bonnet, ed has trust issues, Getting Together, S1 Canon-Typical Izzy Behaviour, Anal Sex, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, unofficial stepdad edward teach, more mild angst, Talk it Through, First Dates, Body Worship, subby ed vibes if you squint, Smut, CW: figurative references to drug use, Blow Jobs, Shower Sex, TW: drinking, Drunken Confessions, Kind Of, Hand Jobs, implied demi-sexual stede, blackbeard's criminal past is alluded to, One-Sided Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands, but it's very much not the focus, Pillow Talk, Oral Sex, Non consensual head shaving, Podfic Available Stats: Published: 2024-05-25; Completed: 2024-08-11; Words: 106,256; Chapters: 8/8; Comments: 2,166; Kudos: 1,162; Bookmarks: 343; Hits: 22,363 Word Range: 100K-200K -- >5K, >10K, >20K, >50K, >100K, <200K, <300K, <400K, <500K Story Title,
Rinse and Repeat
by YellowMustard (@mustardwrites.bsky.social)
Rating: Explicit
106256 Words, multi-chapter complete
Story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56162914/chapters/142670956
Podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57586366
Rec'd by: @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
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Submitter's Notes:
"Unique and gripping story. Magical realism my love. Moderate angst, happy ending, podfic by Kninjaknitter"
Story Tags and Stats Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Israel Hands, The Swede (Our Flag Means Death), Lucius Spriggs, Mary Allamby Bonnet, Edward Bonnet | Stede Bonnet's Father, Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Wee John Feeney, "Calico" Jack Rackham Additional Tags: Stranger Than Fiction Crossover, Mutual Pining, Masturbation, Anal Fingering, Prostate Massage, Alcohol, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Blow Jobs, First Time Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Premature Ejaculation, Eventual Happy Ending, Anal Sex, Semi-Public Sex, Rimming, Come play, Major Character Injury, Car Accidents, Serious Injuries Stats: Published: 2022-10-13; Completed: 2022-11-10; Words: 37,486; Chapters: 16/16; Comments: 756; Kudos: 1,041; Bookmarks: 255; Hits: 13,306 Word Range: 20K-50K -- >5K, >10K, >20K, <50K, <100K, <200K, <300K, <400K, <500K Story Title, Author, and Summary I'd Go the Whole Wide World BeaBonnet29 Summary: Stede Bonnet was an entirely unremarkable man except for the fact that in 30 days, he would be dead. When the countdown begins to Stede's imminent death, he hears a voice. A voice that frightens and soothes him. Edward Teach is a renowned novelist and he is working on his latest novel, featuring one Stede Bonnet.
I'd Go the Whole Wide World
by BeaBonnet29 (@beabonnet.bsky.social)
Rating: Explicit
37486 Words, multi-chapter complete
Story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42356262/chapters/106362696
Podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44880859
Rec'd by: @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
Submitter's Notes:
"Brilliant story telling on every level. tugs your heart strings. This story is so beautiful, i love it so much. Light angst, Happy ending, podfic by Kninjaknitter"
Story Tags and Stats Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Inspired by Firewatch (Video Game), Slow Burn, Forests, Hiking, Long-Distance Relationship, Friends to Lovers, Falling In Love, Introspection, more banter than you can shake a stick at, gratuitous refusal to commit to a recognisable geographical location, canon-typical references to abusive/neglectful parenting Stats: Published: 2022-12-05; Words: 19,776; Chapters: 1/1; Comments: 342; Kudos: 1,639; Bookmarks: 599; Hits: 18,245 Word Range: 10K-20K -- >5K, >10K, <20K, <50K, <100K, <200K, <300K, <400K, <500K Story Title, Author, and Summary seven point three miles foxtails Summary: "So what brings you out here anyway?" Ed's out of the blue question at least answers Stede's anxieties about radio etiquette. He pulls the walkie from his pack and stares at it, deciding how much of his life he actually wants to share with this complete stranger. "What brings you out here?" or: Stede takes a job as a remote forest fire lookout in the summer following his divorce, with a plan to find out who he is, and what he wants his life to be. With the help of the enigmatic lookout on the other side of the forest, he ends up getting more out of the experience than he could ever have hoped.
seven point three miles
by foxtails (@slightestwind.bsky.social when they reactivate)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
19776 Words, one-shot complete
Story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43432464
Podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43719267
Rec'd by: @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social
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yeah, turns out the bug was that the person who rec'd it went over the submission blurb post length because I didn't have the validation on the google form working right at the time. I just spent an hour figuring that out lol.
Yeah Im debugging the posting -- thanks! I wish I could hide this part it's a bit messy lol.
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