Human 269

For years and years and years and years, the #SouthernCharm boys have 💯💯💯 unequivocally been the problem (Cameron excepted). Til Madison, Venita, and Salley.

Not me getting emotional over Austen and Craig rocking together. 😂
#SouthernCharm

Look. Maybe it's because I have a temper, but honestly, the way Venita, Austen, and Salley provoke Craig to get him to blow up and then act like victims is just as disturbing as Craig's reactions. I'm sick of ignoring these kinds of passive-aggressive, intentional manipulations.
#SouthernCharm

Oh, good. Starting off the episode with Salley fake crying.
Bitch, it wasn't out of nowhere.
Drunk Craig went way too far.
Salley's gonna weaponize it.
And the fake "we support women" trope that is #SouthernCharm continues. 😂

No need for a reunion watch. #LoveIsBlind is sooo over.
Final thoughts:
Mike, you either wanted attention, or you're stupid as shit.
Alex, do you, boo. But stay single.
Ashley, get over yourself, magaT.
Jared and Amber, I wish you all the best.
Christine and Vic, wish we knew ya better! Congrats!

Cruelty is not necessary. Nor something to be grinning over, but that's maga for ya. Ashley's dad is bigger trash than Alex could ever be. And he ain't great lol!
#LoveIsBlind

Ashley acting like she has integrity is hilarious. But they are both maga, so I don't give a shit about either of them. This big 'ol speech is hysterical though.
#LoveIsBlind

I am really uncomfortable with Amber's daughter being put through this "experiment" and I need #LoveIsBlind to stop with the single parents. Even though Amber and Jordan were a yes.

Why is the makeup artist painting Amber orange?!
#LoveIsBlind

#LoveIsBlind thoughts as I start E12:
Mike was always gonna say no, and they never should have even tried because you have to be on the same page when it comes to kids. Total bummer tho.
Amber and Jordan - ppl w/ children are not really right for this show. Still a maybe.
The rest are same as below.

Angelica is definitely the type of girl to make a grape claim just for attention.
#PumpRules
#VanderpumpRules
#VPR
#reunion

MVPs of #VPR:
Audrey
Natalie
Venus
Marcus
Honorable mention: Shayne (demoted due to ending with Angelica
Good villains:
Chris
Jason
Nopes:
Kim
Demy
Bad villain, get her off the show: Angelica (we're done with these losers, Bravo)
#VanderpumpRules
#PumpRules
#reunion

Kim and Demy are NOT girls girls. They are too insecure and jealous. 🤷‍♀️
#PumpRules
#VanderpumpRules
#VPR
#reunion

Starting the #PumpRulesReunion and definitively saying there is NOTHING that will make me like or respect Angelica. Not even Shayne. NOTHING.
#VanderpumpRules
#VanderpumpRulesReunion
#VPR #PumpRules #Reunion
Also, what # are using?! 😂

I feel like Erika needs a better therapist. She's giving coach vibes. Also, I'm not sure about all this. Bringing Denise on to give an opening for Erika, the odd smudging under her eye... Ugh! I hate that I even think this, but... It's BH. And they fake everything. I feel bad.
#rhobh

Another week of Kyle being absolute shit of a person. She is long past her expiration date. Yawn.
#rhobh

"Leave me alone, please."
Salley keeps going.
#SouthernCharm

Charley is WAY too mature for these girls...
#SouthernCharm

Salley is a monster. Like truly. Cuz she knows what's she's doing and it's pathetic and mean.
And just to show that I don't support Craig 💯... Drunk Craig is AWFUL!
#SouthernCharm

Craig could solve WW3 and Venita and Salley would keep making their sour faces.
😂😂😂
#SouthernCharm

Lots to clown on Whitney for, but I would totally be him on this vacation! 😂😂😂
I hate the outdoors when it's too hot or too cold. I'm a juuuust right kind of gal!
#SouthernCharm

I feel sorry that Venita has never been truly accepted into this group. But she could have had JT and Craig and instead she kept trying to get in with the "popular" kids who will never truly embrace her. Reap what you sow.
#SouthernCharm

Austen is such a PAB. Salley is so pathetically desperate. Maybe they would be perfect together, but I suspect it would just be Madison/Austen 2.0...
#SouthernCharm

If the boys would just stop fighting with each other. And the girls would stop being so desperate, #SouthernCharm could be fun to watch!

Sally is a nasty woman with a reckless mouth. Can't blame Craig for checking her. That's why Venita should stop trying to befriend her. salley cares nothing about her. Neither does Austen. They are just using her to back them up but they won't back up Venita. They are not her friends #southerncharm

Ahhh, flashback to Craig being the only one to jump in and save Venita while all the others stick their thumbs up their asses... But sure, Venita, Craig is the problem. 😂
#SouthernCharm

Salley going from tryin' to ride Craig's D and tossing Venita aside, to trying to destroy him because he rejected her while still being a bad friend to all women is really... somethin'. And anyone falling for it... Yikes! 😂
#SouthernCharm

Honestly, Craig's flaw is taking bait. That's really it.
But also... You don't want your face bitten off, then don't dangle bait. Lookin' at you Venita... 🤷‍♀️ lol!
Austen does it knowing Craig will take the bait and then he pretends he's innocent. Same with Salley and Madison. 👎👎👎
#SouthernCharm

#LoveIsBlind predictions after E11:
Amber and Jordan - maybe
Ashley and Alex - Ashley says no
Bri and Conner - Bri said no and was a total dick, as expected
Brittany and Devonta - maybe
Emma and Mike - maybe
Christine and Vic - yes (and we've barely seen any of their story, as predicted)

Bri is like the literal demon of #LoveIsBlind
Breezy?! 😂😂😂
Also. Pretty big for your britches while having the most obnoxious stuffed nose voice... 🙄 Me thinks you belong with Chris and his tiny d energy.
#LIB
#LoveIsBlind10