M. Moss Piglet

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It's valid to tell people "I have plans" if your plans are to sit on your couch. That's a type of plans

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

The cacophony of democratic anarchism.

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

Kristi Noem misattributing a paraphrase of Rudyard Kipling to George Orwell really does sum it all up huh

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

The demon of Hyperion TJs.

Good morning! Yes, this is he

Just for fun, here's a version of "Master of Puppets" that replaced every snare hit with the crappy snare from St. Anger www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xui0...

It’s happening, of course, not because trans people are a “threat” to anyone, but because fascism always needs an enemy.

Transgender Americans are less than 1% of the population—just as Jews were in Germany in the 1930s.

It’s no different.

Zendaya marrying Tom Homan was not on my 2026 bingo card.

Bloodlust 👍

every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all

They don't *need* AI to make these decisions. But they *want* AI to make these decisions. Because the tech gives them plausible deniability--something to blame (other than themselves) when things go wrong.

“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”

James Baldwin

Throat Coat is the one. A backstage and recording studio staple.

You bought the briefs and lipliner with 40% Off coupons you received via DM, thereby confirming your status as a professional influencer.

Video yourself doing duckface curls in front of a full length mirror, with the logos on your boxer briefs visible.

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OCASIO-CORTEZ STATEMENT ON TRUMP'S COMBAT OPERATIONS IN IRAN "The American people are once again dragged into a war they did not want by a president who does not care about the long-term consequences of his actions. This war is unlawful. It is unnecessary. And it will be catastrophic. "Just this week, Iran and the United States were negotiating key measures that could have staved off war. The President walked away from these discussions and chose war instead.President Trump flippantly acknowledged the possibility of American casualties, stating "that often happens in war.' "Mr. President: this was not an inevitability. This is a deliberate choice of aggression when diplomacy and security were within reach. Stop lying to the American people. "Violence begets violence. We learned this lesson in Iraq. We learned this lesson in Afghanistan. And we are about to learn it again in Iran. Bombs have yet to create enduring democracies in the region and this will be no different. "In moments of war, our Constitution is unambiguous: Congress authorizes war. The President does not. I will do my part to uphold our Constitution by voting YES on Representatives Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie's War Powers Resolution. Every member of Congress must join us in rejecting this aimless war.

My statement on President Trump’s combat operations in Iran⬇️

You seek a briefing on the war crimes Trump and US military just committed?

The defining feature of the Trump administration is glee at the suffering of girls.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

If you are younger than 83, you have never seen the US drop a single bomb as a formally declared act of war according to its constitution.

A Nationwide Book Ban Bill Has Been Introduced in the House of Representatives Hours after the State of the Union address, House republicans introduced legislation banning LGBTQ+ books from public schools nationwide.

Following the lies and hatred targeting trans folks during the State of the Union Address, numerous republican House representatives introduced a bill that would create A NATIONWIDE BOOK BAN.

Here's what it is and what to do: bookriot.com/hr7661-book-...

The term “red lines” is way more annoying than “mog”.