friggle

It's dragon quest builders but for a series I actually have nostalgia for. DQB 1&2 were already great games but now I get what I was missing

(in several different weird voices) hey dad what do you think about your son now

Being a conscientious employee who strives to make the service more secure, reliable and user-friendly is a good way to catch a PIP.

"We are fully committed to completely destroying the product or service you once loved. On that, you have my word."

- all new CEOs

Self-care can be very costly. For many Americans, healing procedures like therapeutic massage are an unobtainable luxury. Luckily, there is always "Hot Brain," which is where you lay on the ground directly in front a space heater until your head heats up

it's like jurassic park. he's only monitoring non-bitch problems due to hubris and underfunding. but chaos theory teaches us bitch will always be nonzero

bsky.app/profile/frig...

reading between the lines it sounds like there's a catastrophic orange shortage and they would rather hoard the juice concentrate for themselves so they can keep selling seltzer

CAPT. PICARD: there's no time for this, the planet's surface is too unstable! beam us aboard, then i will consider your team's request
CHIEF O'BRIEN: what's to consider? engineering department gets a full hour for lunch, or you die
CAPT. PICARD: well i don't think it would set a very good precedent

Would've made for some incredible PS2 games too

My wife and I rode the London Eye when we visited. During the ride, these guys kept looking at me, visibly built up their courage and finally asked if I would take a selfie with them. Just me, they got my wife to take the picture. They were so hyped about it. Who did they think I was???

bonus effect is it would invalidate Delaware's title of "first state"

[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]

my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside

jerry seinfeld from the hit television show seinfeld opening his apartment door to let moomintroll from the moomins in. he says "hello, moomin." the joke is that he's saying this to a moomin instead of newman. moomin and newman are words that rhyme. rhyming is when words sound similar

yeah

Rudolph's unholy light piercing the foul mist, a horrible heat steaming off his nose. All of the other reindeer, scorched and shrieking. Santa shields his eyes

What's generally regarded as an acceptable amount to be thinking about the Crazy Frog?

soda that kills you but from mind-blowing refreshment. an obliterating crispiness

How is this different from Voyager "Coda" though? There's already a canon entity that projects an afterlife into your mind at the moment of death. The koala isn't breaking new ground here

a flash of the blade at the neck
chili crisp sprays onto the snow

...why

the cart and the horse should be simultaneous

WILLIAM SHATNER: Lunch. ables. lunchABLES. Lunchables

AUDIO ENGINEER: uh sir this session is for the Tekwar video game

WILLIAM SHATNER: *cheerful but obviously seething with rage* Oh and you think I don't know that. its just impossible, to you, that a man might be speaking his internal thoughts

Now you can have the perfectly straight toenails you've always dreamed of

So I said 'it sounds like youre just feeding companies to private equity' and the exec's daughter started crying.

doing some dumb crap with some stupid shit

baby's first tweet :')

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yet it was snootiness that divided us from apes

This did happen to me. I was interviewed in December and assumed I was rejected, but I followed up in late January without any real expectation. they said oh we just forgot bc of Xmas, here's your offer